Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Heroes or Zeroes??

okay, today i woke up then bath (not like some people...) then wear clothes then eat breakfast then go out then go back home then eat lunch then go out again then go back home again then skip dinner then watch TV and watch ManU own the fck out of Liverpool+Chealsea+Arsenal+all combines into one freaking dogol team then celebrate manU victory then feel damn tired then go to bed (but not sleep) then daydream (or is it night dream) then sleep. The End.

Ever wanted to read such a post in this blog and get amazed and fascinated by such bloody bullshit? Well, if u wanted then not my problem ah but if u did not want to, then wawaweewa good for you cause the bloody post above is like the shit the splashed out of the toilet bowl when some idiot pressed the flush button in the opposite direction(making the shit flush out and not in)........ so that is why happeeman is here to save you from ur boredom and tell you a freaking damn nice story about (as the title suggests) 'heroes or zeroes?'.....

Warning: This story is mainly related to the characters in the Heroes Series so all u toot who didnt bother to actually watch this damn freaking nice series, then go and eat some 'merepek kerepek' and let the others wh actually watched it sit back and enjoy...........

Heroes or Zeroes?

One fine day, super fine ah, like the sky was freaking blue and the birds were flying happily, Sylar when out on a shopping spree to steal Powers... So he walked cunningly along the pavements, waiting for the right moment to strike and suddenly out of the blue (why not red or yellow or green or purple?) he saw Claire (the hot one). So he used his bloody move things power and pinned claire to the wall, then he stupidly tried to cut open her forehead. On the first attempt, he didnt succeed as Claire healed back juz as Sylar cut through her head, so he tried again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again and finally he gave up and said 'Claire, ur special'. So Sylar juz heck care and went off to find Arthur Patrelli, his 'father' and juz as he arrived at pinehearst, he stopped a bullet right infront of Arthur's head. Where the bullet came from? It was Peter and the Blackmama... So Sylar wanted to be the hero of the day and so he said 'Peter, go and die ah, this guy is mine'. So sylar, with his newfound lie detector skill, asked a simple question to arthur, 'are you my father?'. Arthur stupidly said 'yes, son.' Sylar got that tingling feeling and then he lost control of the bullet and the bullet went through Arthurs head, killing him instantly. So Sylar was like damn happy and all that he became somebody and so he went off to finish his other job, kill everyone else. So he went on a rampage, killing all the heroes and people in the world except one dog (wah like I am legend sia)... so sylar and the dog lived together (btw, the dog is snuffles (claires punye mak punye anjing that got injected with claire's healing powers, and so the dog could not die...)... so they lived together and Sylar was like, 'wat the hell ah! no people to kill, damn sian sia... Why the aliens dont want to visit earth, idiots, now i got nothing to do!!!'... and so he came up of a brilliant idea of how to content his hunger, so he cut Snuffles and waited for it to heal and repeated the process on and on until he became damn tired and then he sleep to regain energy so that he could repeat the process the next day... However, jengjengjeng.... One fine day, while Sylar was 'playing' with snuffles... Claire and the Blackmama emerged from the shadows to stop Sylar. "hey u bloody bastard, stop playing with my mum's dog and fight us like a man!" Sylar gave a horny smile and tried to whack both of them to the wall, but too bad, his powers couldnt work anymore cause the blackmama was there. So Sylar put on his wrestling underwear and wrestled with claire... then the blackmama recorded the fight so that it could be put on Youtube when suddenly, all of them realize something, claire could actually heal even though the blackmama was there, meaning that snuffles could heal too, so snuffles went and bite Sylar in the penis and made him hurt like crap(wah, so sad, no more fathers day)... so claire took advantage, took out two chairs from under the wrestling ring, placed sylars head in between the chairs and did the world famous 'conchairto'... Wooohooo.... Sylar was finally died when his brain got smashed into a trillion pieces which every neuron flying into the air like a volcano eruption... Claire and The blackmama was so relived that it was all finally over but they figured that the world was a little lonely... so with their horny heads put together, they had a fcking good time and made alot of children who made even more children and even more children and at last, the world had people living in it again, but this time the whole world had powers within them, good powers?evil powers? no one would ever know if there could be another Sylar on the loose....
-The End- or maybe -To bo Continued-

So why is the title Heroes or Zeroes? how i noe, it just sounds decend and nice and very nice and ultra nice and it at least has something to do with the story. as for the people who didnt understand the story, thats not my problem, im not like a damn pro writer who can make poeple enjoy reading but i got one suggestion, read the story again so u understand better but if you still dont understand, then juz go do your own shit and tell yourself that u have never read such a story..... On a lighter note, the heroes series is freakng awesome and people should go watch ah... Anyway, school starting sia, bloody hell, time fly like eagle sia, why cant it juz be a KIWI bird and not fly at all? so at least we can enjoy more of our holidays..... Anyway, to ppl out there still schooling, gd luck ppl and enjoy sch while u still can...

With much Happeeness, Like a happeemeal, As Happee as can be
Happeeman

Posted by Mat Raffles at 10:23 PM