Sunday, January 13, 2008

Back To School Life

Hey all! This is my first post in like, um, 105236 years. So yeah, forgive me if i'm a bit rusty. Anyone got lime? Or is it lemon? ( at this point, some of you might be going -.-" lame...)

But hey, thats a start.

Haha, first of all, let me apologize even though it's too late to apologize. Apologize for not keeping you all updated on things like the recent Honk Kong Rugby Tour, which, I assure you, was much more fun than bullying Sewel. Sorry Sewel, but Fuckle is right, you should stand up for yourself. Seriously, i am serious. Anyway, although we promised some people, like Ngok, that we would strip Avinash and record it all, we found that we just couldn't. Here's why. When we remember to strip him, we were on the bus on the way to training. Then, when we finally cornered him, he started waving a heavy glass cup at us and started to whip anyone, anyone who was around, including the ever innocent me, with his belt. We (Stittalicious, Budak Giler, Happyman and I,Fing) eventually gave up when he finally locked himself up in his room to read Playboy. Tsktsktsk. Naughty boy.

That was not all. Thanks to Happyman, we all had a damn fun time during the resting time. Why? Because he acted like how a mat should act; he bought his PS2. It was so much fun that it inspired us to do more stupid stuff, like buy whipped cream (this will be covered in the future by Muzzle, i hope.) sprayed everyone and other stuff mats do when given a bottle (or is it a can?) of whipped cream. Indeed, i pity Sewel who couldn't come, probably too caught up being bullied by other people. Sorry again, Sewewl.

Ok thats that and school has started. Hands up whoever who would rather be at home sleeping than going to school. EEEEEE. i can see all your armpit hair. Go and shave lah. Especially you, Patch. Yes you. Don't try to hide. I can still see the bits of hair sticking out of whatever you are wearing. Go and shave.

Oh, several people, like a hyperactive crazy pervertic and horny boy called Dertile has been insisting that we Sec 4s hand part of the ownership of this sacred blog to you sec3s, who will probably post porn or use it to get more GFs. But i think that before you unzip your pants, you all should ensure that your dicks are neat and cicumsised (not sure how u spell it...). What i meant was that before you get the blog, you all should prove yourself and do what mats do. Anyway, as i have posted, we will give you the blog when the time is right, which i think is near the Death weeks, when you all are supposed to be studying instead of posting stupid stuff. So sec 3s, be patient. Someday, just someday, the blog will fall into your sick, dirty hands.

Okay. I guess thats all for now. Oh and please do try to include the sec 2s in our mat activities, as they are quite nice, just that they are also idiotic. Nah, just kidding. I think we should try to at least be friends with them. Ok, as for now, do try to keep out of trouble, yes, i know, its unavoidable, especiallt with people like Dertile around, but at least restrain yourself from fucking around until the sec 1s get intoour community. See'ya!

Fing.

Posted by Mat Raffles at 9:46 PM