Wednesday, August 1, 2007



Hi my name is KULUBI aka hensembergermanofthematchsticktoyourpencil.

This shall be my first post EVER WAWAWEEEEWA! i haf just finished my pen awards essay which is a funny thing cause i dintch use my pen to write the essay but instead i typed the essay using the keyboard which is quite keyey. FOR SHE WILL PAY FOR ALL THE RRs!!!!
So please allow me to tell you the story of my journey towards GREAT SUCCESSSSS in sending my essay just before the STROKE of midnight. the essay is due on 31st July 20007 by the way.
First and foremost i sacrificed my gyming cum soccer cum lepak cum fooling around session with the freedom fighters just to haf sufficient time to do my STOOPID essay. But GUESS wad? As soon as i reached home, i stripped naked and put on my home clothes. I then went to ask my father,"bapak mak kat maner? tidor eh?" And my father replied,"a' ah kulubi. Mak tidor kat bilik KAKAK kau."So i went to hang my uniform on the chair cause as u see i did not involve in any sweat releasing activities today and thus i feel that PUNOWHO SHALL PAY FOR THE SPACE WASTED JUST BY THE EXISTENCE OF HER BIG FAT S.
AND then i made my way to the kitchen and how shocked i was to see a styrofoam box with "$4" written on it. My curiousity got the better of me as my fingers were controlled to move towards the box. I slowly opened the box and how shocked i was WHEN.....

to be continued(as i'm feeling quite sleepy now and like u aliens out there, i too need water to survive.)

With great PLEASSUUREE,
Kulubi

Posted by Mat Raffles at 12:05 AM