Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Revival!

Hiya!

Im back. Again. For like the third time this week. OMG. I just realised that i dont have a life. Ok lah i do cos im still living (ah a joke comparable to Forge's all-time legends). The point is, i dont think any of you realise what this means. If you do, go read a dictionary. If you dont, continue reading this post. It means that i, a sec four guy, dude, whatever you call me, who is supposed to be diligently studying like Muzzle and training diligently like Muzzle and playing games like Muzzle and watching TV like Muzzle and God knows what like Muzzle, is actually not doing any of the above, precisely one to two lines above.

This really has very serious implications, (Ripley's) believe it or not. It means that i will fail every test if i continue to indulge in this mindless lifestyle similar to that of a couch with a potato on it. Unless of course if i have the persuading skills of Avinash the Lightning Liar. Yep. Let me relate to you an incident that got moi blood boiling. Except that my blood wasnt bubbling. Even though it has alot of oxygen, and thus, according to Chong Han Guang's theory of clown, is supposed to bubble due to the fact that the oxidised blood id being reacted......

Shit. Intellectual stuff. Please stop before my mind fuses out.

It was a dam hard philo test. Philo. and naturally, being a subject you had to pass to downgrade yourself to the next sec, alot of people failed. Including me. No surprises there, eh? Most of us took it well. But not Avinash the Veiny Vulture. He went and begged for marks from the teacher after class and guess what. He passed! I was like OMGJHFDGJSGOAFGOMGOASGAGHOMG!
WTF WAS ALL THAT??!! It was so pissing, i felt like pissing on piss whish was pissed by a pissed of pisser. Wow. That was like six pisses in one legitimate sentence. Must be a record. So wheres my trophy?

Speaking of pissing, our dear friend Mavado tried to think of stupid things for us to do, since we are too stupid to do so ourselves. Kaching! Time for another episode of Fing's Ironical Irony! That was quite cool. Think about it. We are too STUPID to think of Stupid stuff. Boy we must be STUPIDSTUPID. Or we must be too clever to think about stupid stuff. Which contradicts what i said about being too stupid to think of stupid stuff and thus is a stupid statement in itself but if i could think of a stupid statement why cant i think of stupid things to do since they are both stupid?

Confused?

Kudos to you if you tried to make sense of it all. Cos it isnt even relevant to the post. HAH! gotcha.

Ok back to reality. Remembering 2007, Mavado refered to when Fuckle pissed in a bottle in the room and tossed the bottle around. Only thing is, Mavado suggested that we stood in a circle and took aim to piss in the bottle sitting nicely on the floor. WOOHOO! Great suggestion Mavado! Only, there are some people, I will not mention who, who refuse to let their dicks have some fresh air, eh Muzzle? Then, after the bottle is half filled with piss, close it loosely and toss it around, the loser being the guy who has pee spilt all over him. HAH. Nice try Mavado. Let me see you do it before i do it.

Btw, what do you get when you have two squirty bottles filled with water and two bored retards?

Answer: You get a game of Water Wars!

It is a fun simple and addictive game. Patch and I ran around the block meant for juniors and try to sneak up on each other to squeeze the content of the bottle on each other! It was like, wawaweewa! and we both got wet. Plus Patch got sick. Kesian. Shouldnt have used water-cooler water. Anyway, whats a little fun without its risks? NOTHING! Simple? YES! Fun? YES! Must you be retarded to play it? YES! Do you need a PE shirt to play it? YES! Am i retard? YES!

I guess this signals the revival of the downpour of games that we used to have. I just hope that this continue to grow. BTW, Shift? i havent read one of you lame blogs in a while. COuld you put one up so i can pull out my hair and kick myself reading it? i do like your ideas cos they are lame and is also lame. Not to forget that they are lame. Above all, they are lame.

Oh shit time to go do my karangan. Seeya!

Fing

Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:47 PM