Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Hockey and Coffee-Mate

Assalamualaikum semua!
Pak Haji dan Puan Hajjah yang baru balik Umrah,
Selamat datang kepada SIAPA TANYA!

HAHAHAHA!

Okay, cut the jokes, I tell you! Right now! Bring me the scissors, knife or whatever! There is no time for jokes! So many matters at hand to deal with! SNIP! SNIP! THERE! IT'S DONE! YIPPEEEDOODLEDOOOO!!!!!

Firstly, the HOCKEY 'C' Boys basically thrashed Yuhua 5-1! In addition to that, our very own member, Oiii decided to go and get himself a goal. A very suspicious one indeed as fellow team mates said it was actually an own goal. So, Oiii, we need your side of the story. Come on, snail. Don't be shy. The story will be interesting, fascinating, sexciting but most of all, BORING like J.K ROWLING! HAHAHAHA! Okayokay. There are quite a few mats in the team. Sotong, Dertile, Zeks and Oiii. So, well done dols!

Now, we move on to food. FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD! The mats in Raffles have a fetish for a certain weird snack. Often left outside Seminar Room 8 are sachets and sachets of this wonderful snack. So what do we do? We take them. No, not steal! We take. This certain snack gives us pleasure beyond imagination. OH, THE PLEASURE! It brings about fluffy white clouds and rotten tomatoes. YUUUUUUUMY! *smacks lips and licks noses*. Many of you right now would be wondering what this special snack is. Be patient my friends kerana sabar itu separuh iman. NOOO!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! I NEEEDDDD........

COFFEE-MATE!

COFFEE-MATE! TAKE IT! IT'S YOURS!!!!!

It's so good you can even eat it on its own.
HELL YEAH!

CAUTION! CONSUMPTION OF THIS MAY LEAD TO DIATITTIES, HEPATITTIES DD, MATBLOOD PRESSURE AND CLANCER!IT MAY ALSO CAUSE YOUR HAIR TO BE LIKE...