Sunday, August 5, 2007



HEY PEEEEPPSSIIII COLLAA 123!!!!
it's me again kulubi aka defenderofjusticeandtruthandlovefighteroffreedomthusiamcalleda
freedomfighterjustliketherestforegfucklemavadohahaheeeeheehuuhuuuetc
thus!!! i haf been called to appear at this blog yet again for the infinitely 2nd time to talk about a serious issue concerning she who must not be named and punowho and this issue is none other than to continue my previous story...

so this is where it ended
AND then i made my way to the kitchen and how shocked i was to see a styrofoam box with "$4" written on it. My curiousity got the better of me as my fingers were controlled to move towards the box. I slowly opened the box and how shocked i was WHEN.....

so sila duduk diam diam, gluekan pantat kau ke kerusi dan lekatkan mata kamu ke cermin mata yang dilekatkan pula ke bulu mata yang tercabot lalu melayang ke angkasa MEHMEHMEHMEH!!!

the journey to completion PART II
i slowly opened the box and how shocked i was when i saw THREE UGLY SQUISHY YELLOW(if they were black i could have sworn they were triplet siamese mavados) DURIIIAAANNNSS!!! my heart started beating as it never be4 and then it started thumping and then it started climbing up my throat and then to my lips and it tore open my lips.
IT then transigured into a 7 fingered hand and reached out for a yellow mava i mean a durian and it slowly retreated back into my mouth. First it tasted tangy, then it turned sour then bitter then it slowly tasted rotten like the drumstick i ate from a SPECIAL VILLAGE and LASTLY it tasted like THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH!! i have never tasted anything like it be4. OMG!!! As i swallowed the final seed i creeped slowly to the ASS BOX to see whether they were any more left in there. However, how shocked i was to see a BROWN....

to be continued...

WITH great successss
KULUBI


Posted by Mat Raffles at 5:27 PM