Friday, July 27, 2007

FIRST POST BABEH!

FINALLY!
THIS GODDAMN BLOG IS UP!

after lotsa procrastination (hey, why couldn't someone else set up the frickin blog? its all me. ME. ME. ME!!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!)

i'm mavado.

and i set up this bloody blog. YES. let it be repeated hundredfold. THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD MUST KNOW HOW MUCH EXCRUCIATING PAIN I WENT THROUGH TO GET THIS DONE.
i'll probably be typing in green in other posts too, but even if i don't you'll know its me anyway. you will know whose screwed up thoughts you are hearing in each post, trust me. the mat raffleses have developed a complex method of identification, which we call 'putting your nickname in the post'. truly genius.

SO

this blog is for anything and everything we wanna post. that includes a shitload of vulgarities, obscene stories, painstaking recollections of painfully stupid events, and any damn thing we feel like posting. its OUR blog. don't complain. its not for the complaining type. YOU HEAR THAT!

and now, as i type this, most of the mats are at Dramafeste at school, which probably ended at 10. the reason why i'm not there is because i can't stand the way some people act. true, they all put in a hell lot of effort, but sometimes any effing amount of effort cannot result in miracles, and the product is a crappy looking performance where the actors put in so much shitty expression, revelling in their moment of glory, but end up looking like super berangan dols with bloody bullshit accents.

they make the really good actors look bad.

and, swerving back to topic, the mats don't know that this blog is finally up. so i'll press my Dark Mark and alert everyone of the birth of this new Horcrux, inviting everyone to come feed their soul to it to make Voldemort more powerful. shit i can't help it, i'm too bloody addicted to Harry Potter. how i so bloody wish there really was such a thing as magic. i may just go mad wishing so hard.

and i'm done.

i've got stuff to do. dunno what, but there MUST be something else to do, so i'll start looking for it now.
if you're one of the first readers of this blog, then whatever.
no, seriously. i don't give a shit about that. why should i!

alright i'm really kidding. good for you, one-of-the-first readers. pray you'll remember this blog and keep checking back, and maybe some day tell your grandchildren about this amazing blog.

and since no one's watching, i'll do something evil. i'll promote my blog! HAHAHAHAHAH! click the link!

see ya!

mavado

Posted by Mat Raffles at 9:58 PM