Thursday, November 22, 2007
new post!
YO!HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MAVADO AND MY CAPS LOCK TER-STUCK
ok now not stuck anymore
eh first ah, i want to ah say something ah. i was not called encik ah. i was called MASTER! but i seriously don't give a shit about all this and i wish that you all stop associating me with ncc already. long shitty story and its not nice to tell. so i'll move on!
i'd like to extend my thanks to fuckle for that excellent video he made, and thanks a lot for that EXTRA LONG feature of me. ya i really asked for it. i was begging to have a feature like that. in fact i tried to get a law passed. nononojustjoking. damn fun right, doing all this kind of shit? no wait i guess its cause i'm INDIAN! WHEEHOOOOO! being indian entitles me to privileges unheard of to mankind, as well as immunity and laser eyes.
but again i'd like to move on. i remember ah, a long time ago before all of us grew up and stuff, before our kepala got stuff inside, the time when we first started the blog, i remember telling everyone that i was going to make a logo for the blog. some crest thing ah, like hogwarts one liddat. i was enthusiastically sketching out ideas and you guys were enthusiastically commenting and adding on and fuckle was enthusiastically exposing himself to whoever was in the room and kulubi was enthusiastically falling off tables...
BUT THEN! a crest never came. in fact i think you all forgot about it! but secretly, behind your backs, i was scheming. ooooh yes, the mavado whom all of you thought was innocent (ok ah maybe not THAT innocent) is actually a cunning wolf. while all of you were not looking, i toiled day at night at my desk, my pencil clutched so tightly in my fingers that the rubber grip melted and became one with my hand... i traveled to lavender, bedok, changi and beyond, scouring the land for ideas. and yet so silently i worked on, though my soul cried for salvation. and in the end, i triumphed. after 3 days of torture, i finally drew the crest but i chose to wait for a few months before FINALLY REVEALING IT.... NOW!!!!!!!!!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MASTERPIECE OF THE HYOOONIVERSE! tatatatatatatapadapadapaptatatatPREEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWHEEEEEEEE!
atchelly ah... i was kidding. i have been telling you lies. ALL LIES! i myself completely forgot about the crest thing and so i'll begin work now. but if you like what is above you can purchase the jpeg from me at $9.99 with GST (Good Singapore Tax).
and i'll leave you with this, it's called Hey There Assholes by Plain White Uniform, sung to the tune of Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T's.
Hey there all my friends
What's it like during the holidays?
I'm far away in Sembawang
But now i say something to all of you
A bloody super big thank you
You stupid fools...
Hey all of my friends
Don't you worry about the distance
Our new school actually quite near
So we can all still hang out in the
Seminar room
Everytime we go there and lepak
Its very NICE!
Oh i'm running out of rhymes
Oh i'm wasting my damn time
Oh no i'm just joking
Oh please don't get angry
I give you money
Hey all my good friends
Looking back at our past
I think we had good times
And I know we'll wreak more havoc so
Don't be sad
We'll all be brudders long long time
Pleasure is mine
Let's all remember
All the good things that have happened
Just forget all the shitty things we had
AND STOP KACAU-ING ME!
I AM BRUCE LEE.
Actually i'm really not angry
I'm just hungry
Oh this song is quite lame
But I don't feel much shame
Cos its a dedication
And that's enough of a reason
To write this kinda crappy songs
Requires one to have balls
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Our friends would all make fun of us
But what the hell WE are them
So you are starting to get DAMN CONFUSED!
AND I'M TO BLAAAAAAAAAAAME!
Maybe in RJ
We may not have time to hang out
But we still got MSN facebook
Friendster handphone email and our blog too
In the end we all still same school
Hahahehewheeheehool
And don't forget our damn cool plans
To go JAPAN!
Eh what am i talking?
I salah remember
But who here gives a sheeeeeeeeeeet
Cos this song will make you happy
I think
I don't really knooooooow
Ho Ho
Father Christmas oh
Bye I have to go
Tidur
Eh no!
HYUK HYUK HYUK sorry ah i not very mentally correct. but i'll talk about that on my blog, don't wanna destroy the image of siapatanya. And don't forget! We still have to watch the exorcist and stuff and hopefully scare the shit out of ourselves! Sialah!
Ok now i really go
Un-yo.
