Wednesday, August 22, 2007

United we SEWEL

Hehe. Hope this turns out pink.

Hello clowns. Im back again for another uselessly useless post so watch out. Or if u like, u can watch in. Today, we shall be dis-cussing about Man Utd's evitable loss to local rivals Shity. As the statistics (damn lies) show, Man Utd had possesion for most of the game and had way more shots on target than there are stars in a clear night. So, how come Shity won? Well, I have a few ideas.

a) Shity were lucky as their second shot of the game got in due to a jumping Vidic (just like sewel when he tries to save a shot. Away from the ball.)
b) Geovanni used steroids and thus, his shot was unclearly uncleared by the unclearing Van The Sar.
c) Well, we just couldnt score as Kasper the Friendly Ghost, however transparent he was, did make some saves, unlike Sewel.

Ah the solutions? Well, as any United Fan, i would want Thaksin to be arrested so that Shitty will be in huge depts and be like a Leeds Utd. As i read in the papers, Shity's transfers were not paid for and were merely bought using credit. Wah then Ericsson kena fire then Shift would be the saddest guy on Earth. I will make all Shity fans Red with jealousy. Yes. RED. Not blue with jealousy, not red with sadness. Bwahahaha!

However, as any sane person knows, that might not happen and United will finish second this season with Shity being in 8th. Y 8th? dunno. it doesnt seem to hard yet not easy for Shity to achieve, those chronic over-achievers. So my message to all Shity fans, You all will win first! in coca cola championship. hmmmm.

Hope that happens. But Alwaysthemore, we united fans will continue to do our best, wat'er the test, to keep our colours flaaing. let comradship and fervent hope, with one voice make us pray, auspicium melioris aevi, with god to guide the way.

Yours Redly,
Fing

PS: All personal attacks on sewel are purely unitentional. If any hard fellings are being felt by sewel, do come down to the seminar room 7 for me to give u a proper atomic wedgie.

PPS: the atomic wedgie hasnt killed, yet...

Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:39 PM