Monday, April 7, 2008

Jinx

Hello. Im back after a brief (not the underwear kind, the "shortwhile kind") break. The reason? a coolio guy called Happyman has given me the inspiration to post! And, without looking at the title (i'm guessing most of you nutheads don't look at the title of posts we all make), try to guess what i am going to talk about. And dont worry, shift, i dont think i will be insulting you in this post. *Hint Hint* look up at the title.

What did i just say?

You clearly werent listening. I said to dont look up at the title and also to look up at the title. So according to newtonian laws of elemental spirits, you should really be imploding within yourselves when you try to do what i told you. Of course, it really isnt even possible in the first place, since Newton's name sounds like Newt and On. Newts, if you still dont know, are living thing like reptiles and always lies. so yeah. Dont listen to Newton. The lightbulb thing was a lucky hit. For all we know, he could have been sleeping as the lightbulb supposedly lighted up and thus, couldnt think straight.

Back to my point. you cant please everybody. But every body can please you. It certainly can please me.

Anyway, before the digression in a digression, i was talking about his strange event or supernatural event called JINX! It occurs when two people randomly say the same word at the same time, causing both parties to be momentarily stunned and then shout "JINX!" What happens next is purely hypothetical. As the giler Budak Giler theorized, both parties should count to ten as fast as they can and if they finish first, the person must shout I WIN! like it isnt already obvious. If you finish first, you surely win, unless you are playing some retarded game called Strip Poker. You finish taking off your clothes first, you lose.

Another version goes as Avinash the gay muscleman hypothesizes. You say the same word, shout JINX! and simply slap the other person. Like, how gay is that? Who the heck slaps other people for kicks except me?

Either way, neither way, both ways, all ways, dan lain lain lagi... this game is retarded but it can be seriously fun if you are bored and have nothing to do. Once, me, Happyman, Budak Giler and Muzzle said the same word, i think it was "OI" just to see if we could try to jinx each other. And the ever image-concious Stitalicious, didnt join us and merely looked at us with that I-Know-You-But-I-Dont-Want-To-Know-You-Cos-You-Are-Retarded kind of look. Indeed, i dont blame him. For i say we are retarded but proud of it.

Yes and to less trivial issues. We won Saints! in the Semis! Like Whoa! Like Dough! Like Go!
6-nil sia! I mean it doesnt get any closer than that. Thougg i would have liked to play. Still, we will meet ACS(I, not You, but I) in the finals and we get to skip MAths CCT! The hardest shiit in the World! Just For Girls! In a Twirl! So, soya bean milk nice to drink if you are thirsty. So, do work out asses off for this. It was nice to see some support for the team, but please. For God's sake. Bloody dont boo at our own team lah! Like Munjens are dumb. Im sure u boo our team; thats like climbing mount everest and jumping down naked, hoping to survive. Please. Use your brains.

Ah. I believe that is all the mater of importance. Do remember to thank Happyman for this post as he was the one who inspired me.

Capsicum Melioris Ivy
The hope for a younger wife.

Fing.

PS: i never remember my colour for my posts. Could someone kindly remind me?

Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:36 PM