Thursday, August 2, 2007

games. GLORIOUS GAMES!

Assalamualaikum!

Before I continue with my post, may we all have a minute of silence for the sudden lost..............

of the RI 'C' Div hockey team to Kemenangan. They lost 3-0. However, deep in our hearts we will care, right from the start we will share the knowledge that they gave it their all. So three cheers for Sotong, Zeks, Oiii and Dertile! AHHOU! AHHOU! AHHOU! Head up guys, cause if it's down you can only see the floor and this is dangerous as you might bang into someone resulting in pregnancy. So yeah, well played and good luck for upcoming matches.

On a slightly lighter note, we must put a paper weight so it doesn't fly off. Nah, just kidding. The RI 'C' Div ruggers won their match against Unggul. The scoreline still remains a mystery as some have claimed that there was a presence of a flying bowl at the match and such an alien encounter have left many in a daze as to what the final score was. So congratulations to all the mats in the team (too many to mention ah. plus we haven't come up with codenames for them). Once again three cheers (for sweet revenge). AHHOU! AHHOU! AHHOU! Now, now, don't be overconfident. Play your upcoming matches like they are your last and you will be crowned champions. Don't forget to drink Milo every morning also. We are not swimmers, WE ARE DOLPHINS!

The national tournaments are in full swing right now. However, we must not put aside our very own invented games. Today, a lot of games were invented in Seminar Room 7. Let's review them one at a time.

First, there is the Mass Heading and Bicycle Kick Game. The game is simple. Participants line up in a neat row while an assigned crosser crosses the ball. As the ball goes across the row, participants must attempt to head it or bicycle kick it. Below are some demonstrations.



BEHOLD! The MASS HEADING!



and the sheer stupidity of some of us.



BEHOLD AGAIN! The MASS BICYCLE KICK! Leonardo Da Vinci (inventor of bicycles. like duh.) would be so proud.

The second game invented today was the Game Tolak-Menolak. The game is also very simple like Simple Plan. It's all about trust, it's all about us. You + Me = trUSt. THRUST! Check out the videos.



The One-Man-Show byyyy FING!



The Two-Man-Show byyyy FING and FUCKLE!



The Synchronized Show byyyy FINCH and FORGE!



The Two-Gay-Man-Show byyyy FING and FUCKLE!



The All-In-One Show byyyy you stopppad or what. everyone lah! dumbass!

And that is the end of today's presentation. Tomorrow's cross country. So you guys better go sleep early so you can run like the wind tomorrow. 12pm jumpa kat Mat Room. Remember, Bedok is the venue, the sky is blue. That's the password to enter tomorrow. For we cannot allow others to enter. Especially, the special people with special talents, She Who Must Not Be Named and Pu-Know-Who.

On a sidenote on the right, images of the brutal towel duel have been uploaded. Refer to the original post please. Thanks You!

With Fun,
Fuckle.

Posted by Mat Raffles at 10:01 PM