Sunday, July 29, 2007

Of Riang Ria Raffles and Drama Feste

Hey there you bloody baboons! On Saturday, yesterday, we had Riang Ria Raffles (R3) which was a combined CIP between RI and RGS. It was really good like a goodie bag and it exceeded all my expectations. I must congratulate both the RI and RGS Exco for organizing it as well as a wishing well. You're gonna make me say it aren't you. You egoistic creatures. Fine! EVILL EVIILLL! Congratulations! There you go!

Okay, so the kids came and they were really tiny and cute and fortunately, Michael Jackson or Mavado wasn't there. There was Huzaimy, Wan, Zamzam, Aqil and a lot more. Me, Sotong and Stittalicious were in charge of the Sepak Takraw station while Mavado was shitting at some corner of the world. I call it binary fission. HAHAH! Joking joking! Mavado was at some imaginary concert and thus, his absence. So we played takraw the whole day and some of the kids were really good like Izwan, Amirul, Rabani and Faiz. They were the C4 man! So yeah, me and Stittalicious have blue blacks on our hips from doing all kinds of stunts during the day. Pretty darn stupid!

Pu-No-Who was being a Pu-No-Who as she scolded some of us for not doing anything at the end. Easy for her to say, when she disappeared halfway through. She probably went to find where she left her panties or something. She sounded like a robot from Transformers once though. HAHAH! Nevermind, what's done is done. At this very moment, a top secret group is being formed as a form of rebellion. It's Dumbledore's Army once more people. So you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not put, I'm telling you why, the rebels are coming to town! SECTUSEMPRA! *points Elder Wand to Pu-No-Who's punani*. I think I better stop here. As I said, it is a secret group and if I don't stop, the whole point of the secret group being secretive will no longer be a secret. MUFFLIATO! Get it? I guess not.

So after the CIP, we slacked around until Drama Feste which was a continuation from Friday. At this point I'd like to thank Stittalicious for getting us KFC. You were our knight in a shining bra. Drama Feste was superb. I loved Hullett's play although the judges were being bastards and Hullett barely won't anything. If only I could perform the Cruciatus Curse there and then. HMPF! So yeah, we're all sorry for you Sexybutt. Your play was obviously under-appreciated. However, the real winners of the whole thing should be the hosts. Akash (I think) and some munjen. They were damn funny! David, clear all the shit and dump it to that side of the ocean. For in years to come, it will be known as America! HAHAHA! Bloody brilliant!

Well, so the whole of today I was busy setting this blog up instead of studying for tomorrow's Chemistry test. So you bloody buggers better start using it. Or I'll just Avada Kedavra the whole lot of you and make meself 4356348672398 Horcruxes. About the Chemistry test, I'm pretty much screwed. What the hell is Electrolysis? Fcuking retards who came up with it should have just went to Hogwarts. That's it then. Remember, She Who Must Not Be Named is always watching even if she is seeing through Pu-No-Who's eyes.

Mischief Managed,
Fuckle.

Posted by Mat Raffles at 10:01 PM