Tuesday, August 28, 2007

ALRRRIIGGHTT today has been a very fruitful day, hidup kayu berbuah, hidup manusia juga berbuah HA HA!

anewayyzz wad a greeatt day it has been from the malay prelim to the malay prelim to the jimming to the underwear to the underwear to the underwear to the mugging oh yeah i loved the mugging haha..

k first and fore(skin)most, i wld like to express greatest displeasures towards my malay prelim,, even though i screwed it up bagai langau di ekor gajah( aper seyy dier buat kat ekor gajah???anal ehhh haha ANALISA!) i dun give a hampas!. firstly paper I: the surat was a fuck man so i tot i cld make it up wif the karangan perbincangan. BUT OH HO HO HO, i certainly screwed it up even worse writing 4-3+5 divided by 10 to the power of zero point 5 bla bla bla = x where x is a constantly varying multiple of 0.25. so, to hell with it. BUT the best part of writing the karangan was when i saw a monster walking around the hall, a veri veri hedious one indeed an utterly disgustingly atrociously GGXXly disfigured form of punowho. the sight of her inspired me to write the narrative which's topic is ," pengorbanan sth sth sth kerana wad fuck oso i dunno la". but i tot of writing abt how i berkorban demi menghabiskan karangan tersebut even with the disheavenly sight of punowho. bola keRAAAAnjang.

2ndly the 2nd paper. WOW this was a greeeeeeaaaaatttttt ___?????????????_____ coz it was partly [some text missing]. well but the best part of the paper II was a GREAAT VIEW!tt's all i haf to say full stop (.)(.)*

then i wanked to the gym. LOL i like this part. i was gg up alone ah. THEN SUDDENLY I SAW AN ORGASM! no seriously the longkang was like bubbling up and down up and down left and right and water was spouting and spurting all over the places. SO i decided to call fuckle and mavado but just as i took out the phone out of my mouth they were climbing up and they joined in the fun. longkang adalah seks!

however all the rockers that we made aroused some idiot from the audito. he was so aroused tt he decided to join in and form a threesome. do u know wad an echo is? he asked. bla bla bla bla becoz u are shouting IN AN ECHOEY PLACEE!!! is it fuckle? aiya i carn remember la. but less than a minute spent staring at mavado's sexxayyee face was enuff to climaxed him and give him and orgasmic orgasm. LOL!nice!


aiya malas ah nak talk abt the "studying with fuckers" experience. chiaoz

Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:18 PM