Monday, November 24, 2008
Farewell cruel world.
Dear Headmaster(mistress?), Deputy HeadMaster, Deputy HeadMistress, teachers, fellow matrafflesians, Mr Barack Obama and the rest of the world,
My name is Shift. Well, not really, I've got a real name that I'm sure our dear head-whatevers would like to find out but sorry, no cake for you. I'm not sure really why when a while back, when the esteemed founders of this blog asked me for a code name to call myself, I chose Shift. If you asked me now for a code-name, I'd probably choose something else like Noose or Wookie. But I chose Shift then so it is with that that I introduce myself as Shift.
I am now in JC1. It feels so damn weird to be writing that. Heck, it still feels strange to be saying that I'm from RI. I've never been the most outgoing person, never been the most easy to make friends or the most fun guy to be around. And so I admit that I was more or less invisible throughout a majority of life in secondary school, only there to fill up the empty space. I never did make an effort to try to involve myself more and inevitably my fellow batchmates stopped trying to make me. If you asked someone from the mat batch of 2008 to name all the malays three years ago, he'd probably forget my name.
But I feel I can say now that I've shed that shell that I was hiding in all this while. The 3T/4T gang of malays, to a large extent, has helped me do this so take a bow Agents Forge, Fing, Finch, Patch and Stittilicious or however the fk you spell it. I guess it's not for me to say if I've truly been a much greater friend in Sec 4 than sec 1 but I feel that way. In some part of my brain, I'm feeling sad that I missed 2/3 years of great fun and enjoyment with my fellow mats but the other part of my brain is telling me that there's still JC to look forward too, that we'll still be together. I hope it's telling the truth, my brain is weird that way.
You know what's weird? People who say they know something like the back of their hands. How well can you fooking know the back of your hand? Personally, I don't know it that well, I mean I know his name of course (Say hello Leftie and Rightie) but I'm not sure of their hobbies or their favourite ice cream flavour. So that's what I'm saying when I say I know the sec 3 batch as well as the back of my hand. I like your batch. Bob has been one of the success stories of the year and with the other Bob leaving he'll be the one and only Bob left in the school. Keep close to each other but I don't think you need me telling you that.
As for the other batches I've got fuck all to say to you. Not because I'm not bothered but because I don't know enough. Just be good people, solat, puasa and everything.
I'm through this reflection shit now it's time for something a whole lot more important.
This goes out to my good friends Muzzle and AM. (and maybe Finch)
THREE NIL HAHA EAT MY SHIT WENGER IM SURE "THE SCORELINE FLATTERED CITY" WE WERE DAMN GOOD AND YOU KNOW IT.
for those who missed it, highlights here.
Here are my highlights
- Ireland's goal - Superman has been so damn good this season I'm gonna post a picture of him at the end of this post.
- Robinho - his goal was so classy, and that back heel that should've been a goal but was somehow stupidly ruled out for a non-existent offside was.. zomg. Shame he didn't score that one-on-one but I still wanna have his babies.
- Van Persie - i laughed until i wanted to shit at his pathetic attempt to kick the ball out of Hart's hands and volley it in. Should've got booked or something, good refereeing (for once).
- winning three-nil
So who's next? Guess what it's those red bastards, no not Arsenal the ones I hate to the fucking core. Watch out bitches.
In peace,
Wookie.
PS: I didn't break my promise cos I had my hands in a moon and star shape cos I'm a Muslim and so the promise wasn't valid and anyway I've posted now so who cares and this is such a run-on sentence.
PPS: Okay, maybe this isn't farewell, all depends on what happens on Sunday. I may go into hiding for a while.
PPPS: Dear Mr Barack Obama, I have noticed that your initials spell B.O. Maybe you should change your name to Danny or something, it would smell a whole lot sweeter. Thanks for reading Siapatanya.
PPPPS: Little kids please look away now.
I just realised that noone has ever hijacked a post. HAHA SHIFT 3-2 REMEMBER THAT?
Dertile
Dear Dertile,
go make your own post. it's not polite to hijack. even looserpool fans should have manners.
PS: 21 February 2009. Guess what, that's almost one month after 30th January 2009. I can't wait.
Winningly,
Noose
Dear Shift,
First of all, you are Shift, not Noose. Noose is such a stupid name. Like... Ireland. Who the hell has a surname which is the same as a country? Okay, many people. But they suck. Like Man shitty.
5 Oct 2008, remember. 21 Feb, looking forward to it ^^
Not the tile,
Dertile
