Monday, September 15, 2008

To Balls or not to Balls?

I have put ten of thousands of magnifying glasses with zoom power of x5 near the crotch of the fake unknowN who happeely, without a care in the world, decides do disguise himself using another innocent and black member of the blog. Despicable. Kesian the real unkown (his trademark typo). Caught in the middle like a bear trapped in a bear trap only with gajah and gajah fighting and the bear is in between. Ish ish ish. Ish warpel singh. So point number one, use your own name lah, nak pon, make up a new name so u dun rant and rave at the expense of poor bear.

Point number two, as i mntioned, i have excruciatingly scoured the bare land of unknowN's crotch and to my dismay (or utter delight?) i have found no signs of any form of balls. thats right. no balls. I just realised that it is fucking stupid to express your grouses on the tinytiny tagboard only to clog it up with useless name-calling. so, i have taken this initiative to express whatever i store in my mind (obviously theres not alot) in a PROPER POST. Thats right. If i was going to complaincomplaincomplaincomplaincomplaincomplaincomplaincomplaincomplain forever i might as well express it on the nicely decorated page of this blog. So i have a suggestion. either get the password for this blog and post something or get the fuck away from this blog which, in the famous Fuckle's words, we hold dear to our hearts.

Be a man. Do the right thing.

Im not saying im doing the right thing. God knows, i hardly do the right things. but at least im doing it right. this is the last fucking time im saying this. if you really got the guts and you reaally think that i or any other member of the blog have done any wrong, please, for the poor unkown's sake and your maruah (no balls in a man = no maruah. makes sense right?), confront us. If you dare. Let us know how u feel. scream at us. Cry in front of us. maybe even bring ur beloved Pu-No-Who for all i care. the imprtant thing is you stop hiding behind that mouldy green tagboard.ocs later the mould attack you. Then you foever no balls sia.

PS: haha aminah. nice one. i like outsiders giving their inside opinion on this issue. NAICE.

Yours Ballfully,

Fing.

Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:14 PM