Tuesday, September 9, 2008

JEJE BABA

Bwahaha. Onlt this time, im not back. Im front.

Whee. the holidays came and went just like that. Like, i didnt even have time to unzip my pants before the pee starts gushing out. Ok, maybe the fact that we are puasaing accounts for it, but still??!! I'd expect more from the holidays. Okay, maybe ppl like me sedar sikit and try to start early for EOY, but in the end, its the same old story. After enthu-enthu start studying at an electrifying pace, I burn out and slack, leaving no trace whatsoever of any form of studying. To put it short-short, the holidays were a waste. At least we got to warmup our puasa before school starts. I would hate to start puasa immediately and witness some insensitive munjens purposely eating in front of us.

Nyaejkjhskjaehii jeje BaBa.

Our new anthem.

However, despite a slow start to the week, it really warms me (and i hate being warm cos being warm makes me thirsty. id rather be cold.) to know that i can pull out a lesson or two in life. First lesson, as painfully learnt by a certain bugger called Syafiq, is that teachers dont rule the world and it doesnt pay to act like ur on top the world. It only pays when u sit behind the table pretending to teach, like Pu-No-Who. See, i told u redi. Suck up to teacher is no use unless u can suck up to frens and other students who matter at the same time. Sibuk-sibuk nak suck up to Pu-No-Who, exco pon tak dapat. HAAH! a big H-A-A-H! goes to Syafiq. if u cant manage what i suggested might as well dun suck up at all and be urself. Like me. I cant suck up to teachers for nuts. Probably the reason for my glowing remarks in my PRs. Or if u truly are an ass, I have only one thing to say, FUCK OFF!

Haha. It really pleases me to the max to see all his hard sucking go to waste like u made RI builing made of cards only to have the current exco pull out one of the bottom cards. FOOOM. The whole thing goes down. Well done guys. Really. U really made my day. I still cant contain my excitement. Interesting to see how Syafiq turns out to be. Maybe he will be so depressed that he will start taking drugs and die early, not like AM, cos AM got stamina bebeh. Ok lah, i wont be so bad as to hope for him to die, but i do hope he, uh, i dono what unbad things i can say so i should stop. Puasa tau. Nanti batal, in the famous words of Martyn, as his shoe flew around the room.

Ah now we should discus Martyn. Kesian, baru sec 1 dah kena Dingolfee. Ok dah end of story. And i like ur gesture of contributing 5 dollars for Patnics birthday bag when ur own costs 6.1 times more, a handsome 183 dollars to be exact. Haha.

Btw HAPPEE BIRTHDAY PATNIC! This is special, as i am veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery sure he is the only non-mat who we care so much about to actually care about his birthday.

Alah, thats it ah. Dah penta. I dun even know if what i typed made senses. I do hope, however, that it made dollars.

Yours depressingly,

FIN







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Whoops i dropped my name.

Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:07 PM