Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Magic 100!
Hi there. im back after a break which wasnt so fast. a long break. not a breakfast. So im back after breaklong. yay.
Waw. First and foremost, this is officially the 100the post since the blog came up. Yup. amazing eh? despite our scarily busy schedules, we still manage to carve out 100 posts. all in good spirit. So yeah. Well done boys. See lah. This is wad happens when u study in an all-boys school. you mix with the only obvious gender there is and u end up becoming retarded fucknuts with nothing to do. Actually we have. Just that to us, studying is a piece of cake. Its virtually nothing to us so yeah. Technically weve got nothing to do, if you know what i mean. heheh.
Now, since this is the 100th post, it has to be special. Now, what special thing is there that is worthy of the 100th post? i dono. maybe some pron (typo is intended to indescretely hide the real word.) ? Nah. this is a family blog. Meant for happee families leading happee lives and all is well until, FUCK! yes thats it. FUCK! haha. hows that for a family blog? now ur mum will scold u for bisiting this blog. for Forge's case, he'll probably get disowned. For that, im sorry.
Eh sick man how to get good testimonials sia? like the only two things i have to be proud about are now starting to make me feel like my testimonial is going to look like a tissue after u wipe ur ass with it. First is rugby. i always tell myself that if i fail in studies, i can fall bakc on rugby. now my rugby is falling on me. See lah. thats what u get for ponning all the pts. and now angmoh dun like me redi. like i care. go wear a bra lah for gods sake. and mcc. I give alot to mcc, contribute in all the ways that a lowly member can give and what do i get in return? Pu no who hating me to the core to the blood vessels to the bone to the dma to the protein strands. thats how much she hates her. for me, i hate her the same way she hates me, just i have to go through many more layers of fats than she has to go through when she hates me.
I heard insider opinions that Pu No Who is going to not give nice comments to all of us. I bet she will give the nice comments to the KC in sec3. see lah. This goes to show how very berat sebelah she is to the ppl who suck up to her. eh salah. she not berat sebelah only. she is simply berat. yeap.
Waw. MR Sentil. U asked for more info on that guy we call Tony Bear. Sialah he now so kedi to even come into the room when we are in it. i say FUCK HIM!!! like u so excellent come punish us laa. shine ur torchlight everywhere to the cieling oso no use if u nv do anything right? but hes not the problem now. the new problem is....Nodick. yeap, his malay counterpart. hes like some fucked up hypocrite, tell us to behave well cos we are muslims. well, at least we go solat sia. eh, AM, dun laff. i know u oso nv solat. just that at any time of the day, when ppl ask whether u solat redi, even if its like 10am, u confirm say dah solat. haha. we know u AM.
Eh, i dono why, but i feel like making this blog more family-oriented, since families play an important role in ur own upbringing. Because of this, i feel that it is my duty to introduce u to a company that can fix ur computers for u and also provide an extra service.
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Eh for those who still believe that this is a family blog, FUCK! hah. now i hope u see the true nature of this blog. Fun-loving, interesting and most importantly, fuck-loving. not to forget Fing-loving.
Well that was fun. now i just have to go and do my RE report and my malay practice paper. thats all. so little. HAPPEE 100TH ANNIVERSARY SIAPATANYA!
Eh no not anniversary cos though it isnt a virgin anymore, siapatanya isnt married yet. so happee 100th post!
signing on a piece of paper (you sign off for wad, stupid ah?)
Fing.
