Monday, August 11, 2008

i'm not sure how many posts this is but i dont give a shit either.

hey people. Have you missed me? I have. Have you? You have? You have. Have I? I have. yayy!

ok enough with the shizzle and on with the... bizzle. Before going on to my post proper just have a few replies to the Great M (so great we don't need to spell his name for you =P) and his post. Number ONE, SATU, UNO, YI, UNDEBARYO: The issue of lameness. This blog has always been lame, to a certain extent (oh sheeet essay writing mode kicking in) and now, it still is as lame as ever. ok, maybe sometimes certain posters like mee overstep the invisible line seperating lameness and humour but still, you cant have siapatanya without the ability to laugh at lame shit. So while I agree with the Great M to keep the lameness from becoming too much, I still urge all posters to maintain a bit of lameness. As a guide, if I were to suddenly put in a joke about not making your lameness not let you walk, that would be too much. As Happeeman would say, cukup cukup cukup.

And that brings me to Number TWO, DUER, ER, ERRR, HUH: The issue of inside jokes. I think inside jokes are very very very important to Siapatanya cos it's a blog meant for matraffles by matraffles. We don't care if the PM, MM, SM and M&M read our blog and don't understand our humour. We don't care if some random girl from Temasek Poly doesn't get our jokes (see what I did there, hehehe). Heck, we don't care if the Bishan Gay thinks we're unfunny even if we make him horny. Inside jokes are fine as long as the inside people understand it too and its not too inside sampai the inside people also dont understand. If in doubt, think of Superman. Seluar inside put outside makes you look stupid. But people laugh at it.

Speaking of the BG, if you're a katak di atas tempurung then you should know by now that he's famous like Mr Brown or Mr Purple. where? here.
http://www.straitstimes.com/Singapore/Story/STIStory_265637.html
I remember when someone from the Sec 4 batch (Finch, I think) was bloody scared of him. I remember when I went into the j8 toilet, saw him inside, then went straight out and held my piss until I reached school. But guess what? He's not really gay. BUMmer (no dont get any ideas.). He just really really REALLLY lurves Bishan and is really just taking photos of the beautiful Bishan scenery. As in really. So next time he points his phone camera at one of you, just remember. It's not you, it's the tree behind you. So jangan perasan lah.

Ohkay if you got here thus far, I have to congragulate you. You're brave. Or stupid. Or have a lot of time. But anyway, since Forge has been pestering me like a pest for the videos, here they are.

First up, we have the trio of Forge, Patch and Fing with their silky soccer skills. Oh, and the ability to fall damn convincingly. I like the way Fing passes the ball, realises that the other guy didn't notice and passes it again. I also like the way Fing "juggles". Basically, WATCH FING.



And the second video I have, no idea how it got into my cd but anyway here's the epic battle between Hang Ayam and Hang Katak.



ok so I've done it. Now I can go study for chem. Oh waiittt did I just say CHEM? hahhahhha. (yes thats an inside joke. xD) Right before I leave I just had to share this with someone. If the cina manjens think that 8 is special cos it sounds like luck in chinese, then I think we should say fuck more often.

Good luck for Chem hahahahhaha,
Shift.

ps: I notice at least 3 drafts inside the portal of posts. Goes to show, we're not dead, just hibernating. =)

Posted by Mat Raffles at 6:15 PM