Saturday, August 9, 2008

after a long time

what's up my bvudders.

long time since i've posted, and for good reason; i've been on top sikrit missions, which i will discuss in my blog tomorrow.

and i have a few suggestions for our sec 3 gymnast's nickname:
jump
flip
fall
gasp
snow
whee
flyte

ok ah that's it. and in case you happen to take offence, no offence intended. its all for khumor and if you like any of them, NOICE!

ok i'll repeat somesing i've been saying a long sime ago.

korang nak post takmo inside jokhes ah! those who read won't understand. UNLESS. they're inside. and IF they are, it means its just you guys.
and THAT means... tak best. no global take-overship.

and btw, although i didn't hear your kompang performance, good job. i know its very hard to play a kompang, cos you have to balance it with one hand then the other hand hit, and knowing some of you are pussies, it'll probably hurt and you'll go crying to your mommy but NEVERMIND! eventually you'll cross over to the land of men and you'll look at your past and laugh at yourself, and then go and play a kompang and feel proud that it doesn't hurt anymore.

korang nak buat dikir tak? for any reason ah. or just for fun. kalau gitu after our exams ah. cos in rj everyone mugger mode, nak berak pon kenek bawak buku. macam sial ah...
and hwan more thing! aku nak join korang mandi at the myrtle's bathroom kat stadium. macam shiok sial! although got some people shiok sendiri (henceforth known as SS) show their *things* to others, EVEN THOUGH some of them on the way to SOLAT.

and before i go, aku nak bilang SOME people. two words of weezdom.
jangan. lame.

not that i want to be arrogant or anything or 'oh mavado rj already ah, fine, he too good for us' or 'ok ah fine, rjc, good lah' or 'ya lah now he treat us like that'.

NO! NO!
NONE OF THAT!
i still love you guys like how i love my underwear... without it i'll feel empty. actually depends ah cos sometimes underwear can cause a lot of pain but NEVERMIND this is NOT the place to discuss underwear and... stuff.

back to what i wanted to comment on: the style where you talk sth like this: 'you can ask me. seriously. ask me. cos if you don't ask me you can't ask him. disclaimer: not asking me will result in me not answering which is BAD! so ask me! otherwise you KHREMGHOOL!'

see what i mean? repeat repeat something like some dick abeh in the end? INSIDE JOKE. and a lot of wasted space and unnecessary repetition.

according to my calculations, that would result in lotsa wind being formed which can sometimes cause hurricanes. AIYOH KORANG BUAT HURRICANE KEEMAX.

k ciao ah aku nak blah dee fool.

have fun in school and don't give a shit about the effing elitism and bullshit around you and GOOD JOB with keeping alive ze zpirit of SIAPATANYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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k serious i ciao bye

with lotsa wasted time,
mavado

Posted by Mat Raffles at 12:43 AM