Thursday, July 24, 2008

Dertile Nemisis

Shit u dertile beat me first post

Freack u dertile. I will post more pictures and videos than u man u will see.


This i what happens if u fail to eat ure food and u leave it lying under the aircon in the malay room for a month.

Shit man look at tt. Yea i noe wad u all thinking. "Oh shit man this looks like Nanis brain". But actually its not. (Looks more like Ton-abehs one anyway.) ah. Its the hulks shit. If u dare eat it then u will like get food poisoning and nd to spend the next 4 days in hospital doing nothing but lying down and watch tv. Can lose like 7 kg in 10 days summore. So if u lazy and fat ah (ahemahem) iaghialghlaskgnldkhgnagkla;kng'adlgAMshg'awshgdds'hg'peoghdgojiohaoigahalsjkadgnalsdjgld

then u can eat this shit. Hulk's shit.

But strongly not recommended ah cos u will miss a lot of sch and then homework will come like the big tetek rugby teacher coming to the nice-ass malay teacher (not nani man) when she gt ache at her wonderful thighs. Like dam mega whoosh suddenly gt homework and u cannot finish for sure. Not like somebody (ahemahem) cares anyway lol.


This is Mr hockey guy with iPhone but no codename carrying dertile (or zeks?) after marrying him at an-nadhah mosque last friday. Dam romantic but sorry man its too dam gay.


Nah a puzzle set brilliantly by the brains of dertile, happeeman, muzzle AND ZEKS altogether. If u can solve it then power. The correct words ah on the correct side up and the irrelevant crap letters are all upside down. If u cannot solve then tomorrow u watch out.

Aiya cannot solve oso i give u answer. See i tell u alr its dam genius. GENIUS. But the gajah wasnt supposed to be there ah cos it ruins the perfect sentence. Tts just the "title" of the whole thing. Nani the Gajah. A Favourite Child-Tale. Suitable for ages 5 and below and dertile.

Muka lawa posing eh. He trying to better the video Mr Gymnastics-muscle guy with no name made but he obviously fail. Dah its a valiant effort and good try.

Dah he now trying to convert his "good try". If u didnt get this one, u slow giler. Or u sewel giler. Or u ate the Hulk's shit and u cannot think straight.


OK this one last picture. I swear no porn or violence. Its just dam cool how she does it. Add Sound effects too hor cos its a bit matching.


OK last video to piss dertile off and rub shit on his wounds. TEN-TEN! Taken from someones blog btw. If u dun get it oso, watch again man. If still dun get it,watch again. If still cannot get, watch one more time. If still cannot then fuck u, go to bed now and hope u dream tt someone tell u how to think and use ure brain.

Dah tts all (for now).

Khai

ps dertile MUAHAHHAH tts like 4 pictures and 2 videos more than u. BEAT TT!!!

Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:48 PM