Friday, June 6, 2008

Sememek Ultraman

Hello.

The holidays are like half empty. Dont blame me for being so pessimistic. There isnt much to be positive about these days, since electrons recently left me. haha. Forge, go and laugh. I appreciate the laughter for lame jokes. Quite nice.

Anyway. There is no way that i can find a way to go away from the given way. Shit man. Like, ok, there isnt actually much homework. Its just, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, who really isnt such a bad person when she is high, gave a pile of shit she calls homework, smiles sweetly and says "Selamat Mengarang!" Like "Thank You, sweet little thing." My ASS ah. Like WTH man! we have a life too, you know. And for me, i need to file my papers which are all squished in my bag and if i dont take them out soon, they will become paper mache. My chem needs improving, or i will die, in the words of the wise mr CHG. Dammit. Life is hard. Not harder than a hockey stick, though. Speaking of which, Zeks got whacked in teh face by one. Dam nice and confusing. I saw them all happyhappy still playing hockey with no shinpads and all. Fun right?

Then skali, some innocent but fucking irritating sec 1 mat called Ilya, swung softly at the ball but after making contact with the ball, he somehow accelerated the velocity of the stick all the way till it was above his head and WHAM!

Zeks got hit.

Just like that. And poor little Ilya, literally, hes dam little, went to the clocktower, packed his bag and went off like, i dono, like, ah whattheheck lah. He went off. Zeks was like, wah lao no guts to talk to me all that shit. Already he was in bad mood cos some blissfully ignorant sec one, not Ilya, i think his name was Adam, was whacking his stick on the floor for no dam reason. I say. the sec 1s are wierd. And which other sec 1 would agree to get stripped? Like say, ahem ahem, Martyn?

I still rmb four years ago. Finch got stripped by the then sec 4s. He cried and we all were like stoning cos we didnt know what to do. The only diff this time was, Martyn was willing, and he sure didnt cry. Good job, Martyn. We salute You. and your little Winky. Heheh.

Eh see lah. I cant even remember why i wanted to post. Oh ya. The overnight in School. Dam fun. If only we didnt get like dam last minute pangseh from 3 very special people. Ok lah. One already gave a legitimae reason and told us early. So nvm. The other one also was like dam sorry sorry. Also nvm, cos i know hes dam ikutikut orang tanpa using brain. Ppl go concert, he oso go. So naturally, ppl go home, he oso go home. Left the one monkey.

I shall not reveal his identity, cos its dam bad to do so, but, hey, i htink he was dam bad to me. I was like persuading my mum to let me go just cos i know he and the other guy's parents let them overnight. I wanted to like at least be there so even if noone else was there i could make up numbers and we could still have some fun, but nooooo. Both pangseh us. If not for Muzzle, Stittalicious, Gred and Nicglim, It would have been a dam lonely night. So thanks guys.

Ah.

Dont know why. I feel dam sleepy. Oh wait, one more thing. the adidas marathon was super duper fun. too bad the same culprits couldnt make it also. We sat there, played some game a bored fella called Dixon invented, called Lord of The Rings, slept on the roadside, cycled and for me crashed. I didnt know how that could happen. Like, suddenly, GEDEBAK! I smashed into the concrete wall. I SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED. Even if i did i wouldnt admit it so there. Stop asking me. We got like 3-4 rounds of free ice-cream, got free massage, saw a shitload of hot girls, blahblahblah. It was dam unforgettable. AS in, i can remember everything as if it was a week ago.

Because it WAS a week ago. HAH!

For the last time. Goodnight.

No not last time forever. As in last time in this post.

Chiaoz.

Fing

PS: kalau ade orang tu terasa, sori eh, tapi memang nak dirasakan. HEHEH. Dol. I takde kerja. For those who dun understand malay, i said, i got no job. Which is true. Im still schooling.

Posted by Mat Raffles at 9:14 PM