Monday, June 23, 2008

once in a blue moon thats red but at the same time green

hello people, finch here. Quite possibly one of the most inactive poster on this blog. For that i apologise.

Forge: It's tooo late to apologise
Every1 else: Dao

So anyway, the reason why i suddenly decided to ask muzzle for the username and password and then post was because i suddenly felt the inspiration to do so. All thanks to our damn excellent security guard Tony Bear. As muzzle mentioned, tony bear is too innocent a name for that ever pissed off sonovabiatch who like taking down ppls numbers and grabbing away our balls. So maybe we shud come up with a new name.

Big nehneh - Cuz his initials TB = tetek besar
Kocok King - Cuz Masterbeh
Tony Hawk - Cuz i dunno
Fucker - Cuz he's a fucker

So anyway, as fing has mentioned, we will try and get him tembaked BANG by making him constantly flip out his walkie talkie and say ' ah OM OM, gimme gimme b-low-j-o-b' and like call all the big big ppl come. The trick is , we have to piss him off by doing things that are still within the rules. Remember? Fing's theory of the forge line. Yah dun forget ah. So yes, feel free to participate in this new movement. All u have to do is just be at the mat room at around 4.20 pm. Also, i think we have to tone down abit in what we do in the mat room. Like can still play but like make sure the Excellent Security don't see. Cuz if they see, then the nohdick guy will come and give syarahan all and talk to us about what nabi would do and bla bla bla bla bla then never go sembahyang jumaat.

It is clear that some among us are afraid to stand up to kocok king or tetek besar or tony hawk or fucker but the thing is, if we use the proper approach at pissing him off, we are pretty much safe. Kk, this is one of the plans that me, fing,forge,muzzle and patch have decided on.

As usual, we slack at the mat room and do whatever we want but now we have to have at least one person as the look out. Then around 4.20, every pack their bags put against the wall, arrange table, clear any mess, take off shoe and go ambik wuduk. After that, continue screwing around with one guy as the look out. Later, when the alert is given, every1 start praying. If TB decides to 'OM OM gimme gimme b-low-j-o-b' he will kena jacked like fuck. And if the teacher decides to ask why we decided to pray at the same time, we can say that praying together is better and that we were having lunch sumwhere else b4. If TB decides that he has had enough b-low-j-o-b's and doesnt wanna call the OM anymore, then we just finish praying then chow and completely dao his balls. SET? SET..... I know this seems like alot of work, but if it works. WAHHHH orgasm sia. 


So yah, thats it for me now. I think my post not gd quality. Shit, must learn form postmasters like fing all.

Onward Combattenti Di Libertà!! Together will shall take down this new nemesis of ours.

Posted by Mat Raffles at 11:20 PM