Friday, June 6, 2008

Explosion, Fire........................and more Fire

Yellow=Happee
Lepas tu,3, happee=happeeman......

Cukup,cukup (legs wide open with right palm facing u ppl)

K ah, cukup of all the equatic nonsense, and why in the world people make yellow a happy color? How i know, go ask the people who make red an angry color and purple a gay color ah... And who in the world knows what beige represents..... U dont know, i also dont know, hahahaha.... Cukup2

Have u ever tried to imagine white stuff flying all over the place, sprouting out like fireworks..... Thats what you get when you have a huge fire burning down a factory.....
Wlau, go clean your brains lah you sick people who were thinking of other stuff.

Anyway, i was trying to talk about my very wawaweewa experience in the middle of the night..... No.... not THAT experience, the experience of looking at a factory being engulfed by fire. Kay, let me start my story from the beginning..........
I was asleep on my bed, dreaming of happee dreams, when all of a sudden.....Kababoooom!!!Badabadabooom!!!!Boom!!!Boom!!!Boom!!! A few loud explosions broke the midnight silence. Yalah, ppl want to sleep also can kacau. I Woke up straight away sia, in the blink on an eye, eh actually, two eyes, i saw the factory across my house bursting into flames..... I tot i was dreaming, so i did what some idiots would do, slap they're faces untill redred. Wah then i know i wasnt dreaming..... The fire like some atomic bomb nye blast siol. Wah i tell you, the sky from black like serious black become red like red riding hood sia. Then suddenly the fire became bigger and bigger, like some Pokemon evolving..... I got scared ah, so i gave 2 options to myself:

Option 1,not2 or 3,) Go to sleep
Option 2, not 2 or 100) Go try to sleep

So i tried option 1, alamak punye lah susah...... So on to option 2..... Did i succeed?? Jengjengjeng.....
Yes, i did manage to sleep.......................NOT!!! I was too amazed that i decided to watch the fire all night long, and watch the firemen try to extinguish the fire....HAHA, like watching ants trying to fight human being sia..... The fire damn freaking huge, alamak, how the firemen want to wipe it out..... Alamak.... you all should have been wif me to watch it ah..... damn nice....
And the ironic thing about the whole thing........ it was raining about 1km away from the fire... hahahahaha..... damn jack sia......

After my long long long long post, i bet all of you still dont believe me.... Alamak go watch the news or go read tomorrow paper ah......

Yeah, so thats all for my first ever post, like wah first post sia, not second or third or fourth sia..... and if you all think i have more to say well i have..... more more more more more more.....

Cukup2

Yours happeely,
Happeeman

Posted by Mat Raffles at 9:14 PM