Saturday, June 21, 2008

excellent security!

hi. im muzzle, and i havent been posting much lately. Fing has been getting all the glory, honour and laughs and fing has been bugging me to post. You see, fing posts like a postman, almost everyday post post post. I post like a poster. I come out occationally to voice out our problems. The problems that the mat community is currently facing. PUNOWHO, our main BIG FAT HUGE ASS problem is the almighty sacred one which we will be having till our sec four days. or maybe even in RJ. PUNANI has also become a thing (no, not human) but thing to be daoed and ignored and punani is only meant for the KC!!!! WOOOOO!!!! to be sucked up. Dont be surpirsed next time the kc will support her pantat walking up the stairs. THE FUTURE EXCO OF MCC. (sorry IQ ballllll) pity, dertile, AM, budak giler, happee man and the rest of you fcktards. one thing you can do for the graduating batch of mats are to give BOB and the rest hell when we leave. make us proud.

okay, CUKUP2. PUNOWHO IS A HOT - no not hot. UGLY/FUGLY/DUGLY/SUGLY (or any other adjective that describes a huge blob of alien/monsterlike creater with a tudung) - TOPIC.

BUT GUYS. THERE ARE OTHER STUFF OUT THERE IN THE RAFFLES WORLD THAT NEEDS TO BE KNOWN BY US ALL.

since i was sec 1, the mat rooms (aka sem rms and also the previous room behind the hall) have been our place of worship. worship not only in praying.but worship because thats where all the dingolpheeing, the games and the slacking and the bonding takes place. some entities in our dear ol school are trying to jeopardize our freedom of usage in the room. ALSO, these entities seem to only pick on brown coloured /white uniformed/spastic students in RI. no no no NOT the swimmers! but US. yes US. the united states of america. NO just kidding. US as in the malay community excluding kc.

these "entities" are none other than THE SECURITY GUARD - TONY BEAR and the MALAY SECURITY GUARD WHO PREACHES ALOT -er........ I DONT KNOW HIS NAME!

okay tony bear has been prowling everywhere in schools. his manjan never bathe eyes scour for us mats doing anything mischievous like climbing into sem rooms, making noise, slacking or even PRAYING and maybe to the extent of breathing heavily. get my drift? he is one helluvan asshole. he comes bursting in the room and just says get out! get out! im locking! or IM GOING TO CALL OM. YOU GUYS WATCH OUT.

recently enough, fing, stitalicious, patch, finch, PATNIC!, forge's particulars has been taken down just for .... guess what?.. just for kicking a ball around. ALSO, PATNIC and yours ever so truly - muzzle, ARE BLACKMARKED or what you call it? ermm.. TARGETED for being defiant and well just plainly fighting back for whats right so to speak.

*flashback* we were playing soccer on the ASTRO TURF. and he STOPPED US FROM PLAYING SAYING ITS NOT ALLOWED! of course me and npathy jacked him by asking him to call the authorities only to be jacked by getting a positive reply and finally just letting us play.

not only that. just today. he scolded us for playing KARMA (or for those of you who dont know karma, PLAYING PASSING AGAINST THE WALL UNDER THE CLOCK TOWER) and this time he called LOW JUNE MENG. so i spoks to him, ever so angellically, and low june meng didnt see the need nor the seriousness of the situation to call me. obviously we were doing nothing wrong. so with the help of stitch, npathy and abit of my stubborness to succumb to defeat and let him confiscate our ball and take down my particulars, we managed to swat him off... for the time being.

according to him, patnic and my faces are being remembered by him and he asks us to watch out. and so goes to the REST OF YOU. i guess we should stay out of trouble by not showing him what we do. IF WE GET CAUGHT DOING THINGS THAT ARE INNOCENT, we retaliate. its very obvious he only picks on malays. and we get pissed off. im sure you guys will relate to this pretty well, judging how many times he chased us and threatened us.

you know whats funny? TONY BEAR WEARS A CAP THAT SAYS "EXCELLENT SECURITY" AND FLAUNTS HIS "EXCELLENT-NESS" BY CATCHING US PRAYING AND DOING INNOCENT STUFF THAT ISNT AGAINST THE LAW. WHAT A NON BATHING, FCKING RETARD! OH, THE IRONY.

okay. i guess thats it.

remember....

once there was punowho, and now theres tony bear.
what should we do?
YOU tell me.


muzzle

Posted by Mat Raffles at 7:19 PM