Monday, June 23, 2008

Cukup Cukup. Thats Enough.

Heheh.

First of all, kudos to the sec 3s. They are starting to post posts of good quality, i think. Aaaand, special mention must be given to Happee-man, for he has succeeded in inventing a catchphrase whch is now quite commonly used to irritate others or simply to act like retards. The now common, CUKUP CUKUP!

Wah. Sememek sia. First day of school redi got problem. Like what the heck. That must be a new record. Ok fine, it was us who wanted to cari pasal with our dearly beloved Tony Bear. But he stirred up the unnecessary trouble. Lemme relate the story:

Once upon a time, at approximately 4 pm today, a group of fucktards, namely Finch, Muzzle, Patch, Patnic, Forge, Ngok, Khai and myself, the ever present-when-there-is-trouble Fing, were doing what we do best at one corner of the Seminar Room. Nothing. Then, Finch came up with this brilliant idea. Sort of like the previous Combatten (is that how u spell it?), we were going to have a sort of protest against Bear. Like, we tread along the fine lines between following the rules strictly and breaking the rules, carefully taking note not to cross that thin line. Thinner than Forge. EEEEHHH. How seh. So thin. No lah. U not thin, Forge. U know why? Cos, ANAK MAK DAH BESAR! Heheh. Cant help it. So this is how it works. First, we do something that doesnt break any rules, but will piss Bear off. Then wait for Bear to get pissed and "Call OM ah" or "Call Mr Teo ah." Then the PROPER authority turns up to settle the issue, jacking Bear, cleaning our names, and eventually getting Bear FIRED. F-I-R-E-D. Fired. Yep Wouldn't a school with no Bear be so blissful? Evne the heavy burden of Pu-No-Who cant dampen our spirits with her damp, err, everything. EEE. Stop fantasizing about her lah Patch. Heheh.

So we decided that at 4.30, the time Bear usually comes to lock up the classrooms, we would all line up infront of the door, wait for him to open then walk out, daoing him. So, just as we easily predicted, he came at 4.30, being the Excellent Security he is. He didnt let us out and said, "Wait arh, i call Discipline Head." We laughed our ass off. Sememek sia. And the worst part, or rather, the best part is when Mr Teo, our friendly Malaysian Chausia-er (again i dono how to spell. teruk, eh?), came into the room laughing. Wah that took the cake. Not that there was any to take, i would have eaten it first.

So there. End of story. Moral of the story, have fun and piss Bear off! just watch that Forge-like line. Heh. Alah dowan to talk about Excellence lah. Makes me sick. Ok fine, Shift. I might already be sick in the first place.

Ah. our chem teacher, MR CHG was being his retarded self. Patnic was happily using his phone in class, he took it and immediately said "OOh. i think i will make a long overseas call. U know what i will say? i will say, 'hello, hold on ah,' then i put the phone in my pocket." Retard. In the end, its ppl like him who really make our day. Speaking of which, its night time redi.

Hmm. I really got no inspiration to post about amusing stuff. Just wanted to share about the threat that Bear poses and that we should all do the 10-minute mozzie wipeout. Then, Bear will have nothing to eat. Kesian, eh tak kesian Fuck, u deserve it. Haha. Alamak. What to say ah?

Ok since i got nothing to say, i will end by giving u all a lame excuse for not posting more stuff, which is, QUIZ TIME!

Heheh. Seems the only one who bothers to try is Shift. So for his benefit, here goes:

What did u do that caused me to go run and scream?

Ah. This is hard. Think it over. The first one to guess the song correctly will get a "'Free Dingolfee" card which can be used to dingolfee anyone of your choice. Ah, Unkown, watch out. Some ppl just love dingolfeeing u, ahem ahem, Dertile.

Yours Mental-Block-ly,

Fing.

PS: Soya milk is nice. Buy it, its 1 dollar!

Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:52 PM