Thursday, May 8, 2008

Huh?

Hey!

Gred finally posted!! WOOT!!
If im not wrong, hes the last guy to start posting among all the retards with the backs of their heads displayed. So kudos to you Gred, for taking up 30 minutes of your life dedicating yourself to post that SHORT, ahem ahem, SHORT, greeting to finally introduce yourself. No hard feelings. Just hard dicks. Heheh.

Anyway, i have a few things to clear. First, my problem with Shift. Seems he acts retarded in school. Acting, i dont know. Probably not. But still, it causes us to not be able to resist a little squirt on his shirt with a squirtbottle. Dam. Those were the days. I dont do it anymore. Cos im now a mature, responsible guy. Eh you, dont laugh okay?

What? I am mature and responsible what.

Anyway, the test are finally over! Well, most of the tests, that is. We still have chem open book assignment and some maths TA. What a killjoy. Like, send them to jail. Cos they killed Joy. And who the eff is Joy? Haha. Nice one. I just did a Forge. No more trying to remember what happens when a kidney fails. It would cause all the stuff like urine-related stuffs. I dont know. Hey this remind s me of a joke. What does the Sun and us do together?

Think.


*hinthint* a song.

Got it yet? For those smart ones like *ahemahem* Shift, you would probably know the answer. I shall not reveal it yet. Go think over it. Think long long until your hair strong strong to go and sing a song song. Wow. I can be a poet. I write beautiful poetry. In fact, i shall write one now.

Roses are rosy,
Voilets are violet.
The original poem doesnt make sense,
And neither does this.

Hah.

No seriously, i shall write a new one. Spontaneous. Lets go.

I like to smell fart,
they stink like shit.
When throwing a dart,
Remember to make a hit.

Tadaa! What a poem. See what did i tell you?

Ah. Pictures. I love them. My last post had no purpose but to cram as many photos into one post as i can. Fortunately enough, my com didnt lag halfway. So there. My pictures. AAAAnd, i will scour the school from now on, to catch pictures of the clownish stuff you all do. So smile! Your on candid camera!

BTW, i did fail my cheem chem test. 15/35. Kesian. I studied for it so much that i didnt have time to study for physics, which i probably failed. This just goes to show how fair the world is and that no matter how hard i try, i cant manage to strip Martyn.

Until next time, adios, dont dig nose.

Fing.

PS: if you find my post getting more and more unbearable, do not blame me.. Blame the bear.

Posted by Mat Raffles at 9:53 PM