Wednesday, April 9, 2008

RAWRGH.

Hi. It's me. I'm back. Yay. lets smile. =)

Heck, enough with the niceness. I'm tired, I'm sleepy, I'm probably gonna get screwed tomorrow for not doing my math assignment and my karangan. My ass hurts, my brain hurts (or at least the part where it's supposed to be at hurts ie my chest. or was it my elbow. either one lah.) and I'm posting on Siapa Tanya. Why? I'm trying to think of an answer but my chest/elbow doesn't seem to be responding so I'll let me think for an answer while I try to bore you with something.

Since I'm not being nice and everything, I guess I today's theme shall be things that I get pissed off at. So firstly. Stupid names for places. The prime example being the wonderful, majestic, historic, horlicks, PADANG. I can totally see the guys who thought up of that name racking their brains for such an inspirational name. Hmm, it's a field so what should we call it? They probably looked for field in every single language possible such as

English - Field
Chinese - 领域
French - champ
German - Fieldch
Arabic - fa alif ya dal

etc. (the first three are correct if anyones wondering.) And then inspiration. EUREKA! We'll call it.. The padang. yay. I think we should simplify everything in Singapore like this. RI can be renamed to The School. Oh shit, that won't work. Aha, we can be The School version 1.0. Then all the other schools can be other versions. I mean, come on, don't tell me you've never had a moment when you looked at, say, some paper with the words "Catholic High" on it and you wonder wtf, is that some kind of disease where you get addicted to cats? My system will work. A school is a school. And we can go rename MRT as The Train. Esplanade can be named The Place That Some People Think Looks Like A Durian But It Obviously Isn't Because Firstly It Isnt Green And Secondly I Bit It And My Teeth Broke. A mouthful, but so much simpler than the ambigous Esplanade.

Actually, I think this plan is already in action. Strangely, they seem to apply to rugby games venues. Like Old Police Academy. So it's old. and it's a police academy. What if they decide to renovate it? Then it can be called something like the Previously Old Police Academy Until We Decided To Renovate It Until It Became Newer Than The New Police Academy. Bloody hell.

Okay actually I do have something else to be pissed about but my elbow just told me that I should go to sleep. But at least I posted. So there Fing. nananana.

Oh wait before I go, I wish the worst of luck for Manchester United in all upcoming competitions. Thank You. =)

PS: I should really stick with one colour.

Sheath.

Posted by Mat Raffles at 11:48 PM