Friday, April 4, 2008

in response to fing.

OK!

this whole post is dedicated to my response to fing's post and my review of how retarded YET GREAT EFFING FRIENDS i have.

but seriously, the card was enuf. the gym ball, the water bottle, the singlet?? the alarm clock, the number 15 jersey frm nicpat, the bobble head(???) and the birthday song using the peraduan's food utensils as musical instruments is... simply put.... it shows how good friends all of you can be.

i would just LOVE to comment on FING and CO's gift to me. (the alarm clock and the BOBBLE head). firstly, the alarmclock, ok lah its damn useful cause i always needed one. but srsly, the bobble head? fing says its just a present to remind me how retarded we are. haha. ok and to make things worst, they wrapped these two things up in the shape of a car and drew a wonderfully drawn outline of a car. i swear the wrapping had SIX layers of duct tape, and news papers.. hahaha. thanks fing and co. for wastig one hour wrapping it.

ok. the other group of pple namely the ever retarded stitalicious, the even retardeder finch, dol and our new sec 1 friend (the gymnast) had a more elaborate plan. they gave me toilet paper and half filled deodarant only to make me realise that my real gift was right in front of my eyes.

okok the reason im telling you guys this is nt bcos i wna brag abt the number of gifts i got but i wanted to make it clear to you guys that we have come to develop such a strong friendship and i suggest that we shouldnt break it, even in RJ........

so fing ing ng g, im not sad actually. my bones broken so yeah maybe thats the only sad part of me.

enuf emoing. times awasting. fings right, we really should be wrecking havoc in our dear ol school. its so uncharacteristic of us to remain soo... quiet wuiet.

oh shit i have this really dirty little secret abt what happened during peraduan today...... it involves finch and drinks... tsk tsk tsk naughty naughty. bbut i wont spurt the secret out cause ORA is coming. hmmmm whats the date again? 12th? thats when we strip sec 1 gymnast since he claims he'd rather get stripped on that day. and wait, am i missing anyone who will get dingolpheed too? hmm.. we'll wait and see.

ive already lost my dingolphee virginity to nicpat cause he attacked me while i was sleeping. ): speaking of which, i would like to talk abt the "illegal" sleepover that a grp of us had in sch not too long ago. imagine, walking around the school actually LOOKING for unnatural stuff at midnight while trying to escape frm security guards. those were the thrills that we experienced. for those of you who dont know, we are people who seek thrill like thrill seekers. trouble is our middle names after bin. so its like fing bin trouble muzzle. yeah..

enough abt us, what about YOU? what have YOU done thats crazy and stupid yet fun and stupid. nothing so far. so get off your asses and continue to do what we live for.. no NOT wanking. the other thing that we live for which is doing stupid funny stuff for the thrill of it.


cheers to all of us for being so closely knit, especially nicpat and nickglim who arent even malay.
muzzle

Posted by Mat Raffles at 10:21 PM