Wednesday, March 26, 2008
if only...
if only...finch had put the ball on goal past the keeper in our interclass match. we would have won.
if only...
the ref wasnt so dumb. freaking dol.
if only...
patch's stick had met the slow ball in mid-air on the goal line in the hockey finals.
if only...
finch had stuck out his stick and just touched the ball zooming in from balu. could have been a hero.
if only...
the ref wasnt so biased. even the coach wasnt pissed.
if only...
u all would post more. our blog is getting more boring.
if only...
i hadnt run out of 'if only-s'.
PS im not like putting blame ah. just expressing my... sadness or feeling of wastedness or regretfulness or someth like that. and please post. i also come here for entertainment and lately havnt found any.
Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:46 PM
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Things you've never noticed. Cos you suck.
Ever noticed how Siapa Tanya posts are like RE? Obviously not, but I have. See, you wait a long long time for them to come but when it does, it comes in threes. Or twos. RE doesn't make you laugh as much though, unless you get a VWO whose mentor is a guy who is named after Batman, quotes Star Wars, and calls us cartoons. Like us. =)Of course, like RE, Siapa Tanya is (largely) full of accurate facts and no unbased accusations whatsoever. However, recent posts have went against this standard and so I have taken the responsibility of correcting this. firstly, Forge. I am not retarded. Neither am I red. I AM BLUE. Thank you. Baik Forge.
(ever notice that red and retarded are made up of red and tard which could sound like turd which is shit for those who don't know? obviously not. But I have.)
Secondly, Muzzle, we may still be in RI next year. So it's not our last first term of our last first time in RI. So there. *sticks tongue out*
so on with my post proper. Yes, we all know about the ongoing search for Tsunami's long lost brother, Mat Selamat. Well, I would like to say I found him. Right there. On the front page of the newspaper. Like duh. The police must be fucking blind. It's true what they say about people nowadays, they never read the newspaper. Sheesh. They only come to read blogs like this. Well if you're reading this mr police person (khairi? =P) I'm ashamed of you. Heck, I even got a freaking sms from "MMS@Police" telling me to look out for, and I quote directly, "a short man who limps on his left foot". They specifically underlined that part. And they attached a freaking eerie picture of him too. And all the while he's been hiding on our living room tables staring out at us. wtf.
Have you ever noticed that the government is also looking for another mat too? serious. his name is all over the country, on bus stops, bus interchanges, even the freaking buses themselves. It's been since forever, but I guess no one has been able to find this guy. For some reason, his name seems to be on the damn rubbish bins everywhere too, the police must seriously hate him. Or maybe he hides in them? Whatever.
wait, what did you say? Did you say I'm retarded? Did you say "what the hell where got such thing one". okay you wouldnt say that, sorry, just realised that was very manjen. if you did say that, then "YOUR MOTHER!"
so did you just say "sialah, this sial Shift pancut ayam sial merepek siaaaaa."? If you did, HI ISH! but who cares what you said, let me continue to prove to you that all of you suck balls cos you never notice stuff. And I do.
So let me show you what the government has been putting up in order to find this mat dude. Let me show you what I, SHIFT, has noticed, while you people just walk past and think that shift is retarded. TA-DAH!
yeah. that is it. so make sure you keep your eyes out for this wanted mat. My purpose here is done. Thank You and have a nice day.Totally not retarded-ly, Shift.
PS: if you're dumb, look at that picture until you see. See what? SEE IT, YOU FOOL. Thank You For Your Attention. *PA static sounds*
PPS: baik forge.
