Friday, February 29, 2008
death week is over and AM is a criminal?
Hello Hello!We're all in a real high mood right cause death week 2 is OVER! no seriously, its over. so guys, only one more week to the holidays. Itll only be us Sec 1s 3s and 4s. cause sec 2s are going for their malaysian montage. please guys, dont kill yourselves in malacca. we'll try to miss you.
haha apart from that, i would like to wish all mat hockers the best of luck in your SUPER duper hard second round group. Dont let pathy fcuk around and let in goals. haha.
okay. today, me (muzzle), Budak giler, AM and finch got FILMED on TV. we sort of dont know when itll come out. but apparently, in the on-going search for mat selamat, there was this tv crew filming a good ol' police man who was giving out the wanted fliers. He gave us three to memorise the face of the convict. While on the bus back, we realised that.. well our dear friend AM has starkingly similar features to the guy on the poster. AS in real similar. We made him do the stone face to mimic the picture. You guys should look at him in school and youll realise it too! So warning to AM, dont go walking around baca'ing surah-surah from the Quran, or dont go around preaching, or dont go around in a turban or with a long beard (which is growing quite nicely) 3 out of 4 of the things that he shouldnt do will never be done, considering what a pious and staunch guy he is. so no worries. our dear old friend AM will not get mistaken by the police. Kudos to you!
once again, i emphasise that death week is over. To my fellow sec fourians, i say we treasure the last week of the last term 1 we will have in RI and we do so by playing soccer and just... doing what we do best ---> fooling around.
muzzle
Posted by Mat Raffles at 10:42 PM
my 4th post
yay i finally posted after 8 (look at this sideways) years. clapclap. my 4th post over a span of one year. but now i dont noe what to post. my train of thought gone. later i continue ah.Finally, Forge
PS SHIFT IS RETARDED. SERIOUS. NOW EVRYBODY RETARDED ALL HIS FAULT. EVEN POOR JAMES. and i dont get why shitting out a 1-dollar-coin is funny. just said it randomly and suddenly outburst of laughter. -_-" baik Forge. thank you thank you. and TurKeY our el teacher was mega jacked by our stittalicious (and a few others).
someone: eh thats a parker pen eh.
stittalicious: wah! parker? PARKER?
TurKeY: yes (stittalicious' real name), what did u say?????
pacth: ma'am he said parker!
whole class: HAHAHAHA STUPID BEACH! (of cos the beach part was not said out loud nutheads)
TurKeY turn red like shi(f)t sia. padan muke.
and our bio teacher bincang rocks like the rock. except now we are known as kampong glam, the whole row of mats but in L-shape cos patch ah. go extra sit there. aper sehh... and the malaikat game. lazy to tell ah long story. originated from mavado exaggerated by fing made into a 'game' by me! but i was caught playing (flapping my hands not arms super close to my shoulder when thers a sudden silence cos they say when got silence malaikat passing. there in the end i still told the long story. and close the bracket pls. some ppl always nvr close th bracket then equation become wrong ppl wanna read cannot. sungguh mengkonfusedkan. muzzle ah.). then bincang said someth along the lines of 'eh kampong glam! why r u flapping ur hands like that? u r not aerodynamic ok even though u r so thin.' an he also likes to tell unrelated stories and all that. damn fun lesson.
PPS my whole post was posted in my PS. how weird.
PPPS i dunno whether a PPS and a PPPS actually exist, but shift did it, so i can too. so if its retarded its all shift's fault.
PPPPS ha this is a real PS. my re blog! http://aid4shenghong.wordpress.com/ we'll try make it more interesting or appealing to u guys.
signing off agn after the REAL post, Forge
YAY
Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:38 PM
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
hello everyone. it's shift here.today i shall be talking about random crap. mostly because i have no specific crap to talk about which can fill up this post, except maybe stuff like forge's new alias (we should make it official =D) or more mat-invented games like pavement and more. or i could talk about death week but talking about it would make me depressed and i don't want to be depressed and i don't want to make you people depressed because siapatanya is supposed to make you smile. and show your teeth. brushed in the morning with a toothbrush and colgate. or darlie. or sensodyne toothpaste for sensitive teeth if you feel a short sharp pain.
anyway, on with the real purpose of this post. random crap. first random observation of the day. wtf is ftw spelled backwards. wtf, shift ftw.
great i ran out of random crap. time for google to save the day. enjoy.
http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~me/facts.
some damn coolio stuff there. like, did you know that the guy who played the voice of bugs bunny was allergic to carrots? and that right handed people live on the average longer than left handed people. watch out muzzle. xD for more, like the origin of our favourite word, fuck, visit that site. now. come back later.
okay, you're back. time for classic shift collection of random pictures that do fuck all but make you smile (hopefully). today's theme is children books that you probrably should have read and if you havent you should. they're classics. better than shakespeare.
okay fine if you didnt appreciate that then i'm sorry. must be my lit self kicking in. *hangs head in shame*
anyway, i'm off to mug. catch you later when we play catching.
shift.
ps: shift did not use the shift button at all for this post to make caps. that is irony.
pps: crap, litness coming again. adeeeyos army ghosts.
ppps: liverpool to lose today. =)
Posted by Mat Raffles at 9:35 PM
Saturday, February 16, 2008
okay firstly, i would like to clear things up. since fing doesnt want to "friend me" anymore, ill like to clarify that his skill of "flashing" is actually what we codenamed as "making jokes and making people laugh". In what way? you ask? you DICKS go find out yourselves. anyway to those outsiders who have a sick head and think flashing is showing private parts, its not! hahaha you guys got horny for nothing....so sorry fing (:
and yes its death week once again. it looms ahead. and there will be more to come. but guess what? us ruggers get to skip ONE CCT! hahahahhahaah. thats the good part. the bad part is... we're skipping malay. which is the least that we want to skip. to you guys facing the death week (including myself) i say that we take it in high spirits. just stick to our mentality of "all for fail, fail for all" and we'll do fine (: no no thats bad. just try your best and play your best (for those having competitions AKA HOCKEY! and the fellow rugby mats)
apart from the fact that some of us got ALOT of ice down our underwear including AM and... me ): .. i guess theres nothing much happening.
really, we dont have much to post cause nothing BIG is happening. mind you, something ALWAYS happens in school thats worth blogging to make you guys laugh or scream or get orgasms, but nothing huge enough to be posted to make you guys do all three at once. so people who are eagerly waiting at the edge of your computer seats for a next post, i say that you guys have to be patient. when the time comes, fing will be there to post. probably other people too.
and i will support fing cause he supported me. He blocked me from our coaches when i was happily eating my macdonalds meal even though we are not allowed to. SHH!
good luck people!
muzzle
Posted by Mat Raffles at 3:45 PM
Death Week 1
Yep. Hello all. Once again, the Deathweek is upon us. But before we contemplate our impending doom, let us all look back in this past week to reflect upon what we have done. First, you need a mirror. Tak lah. It's called self reflection so all u need is urself.Oh, and this reminds me of an incident. Not long ago. in the year 1958, the Busby Babes died. Dead. Most of them. Imagine what the world would be like if Duncan Edwards survived, he would have torn City apart so badly that they wouldn't even cease to exist. Oh, the horror of it all. So, guess who just had to spoil their 50th anniversary commemoration? MANCHESTER CITY. Thats right. Those filthy blue fucknuts just had no sense of pity for those who died. I am glad, however, that the honourable Red half of Manchester, the one, the only, Man U, did not embarass the memory of those who died. They could have thrashed Cuty, but in the spirit of remembrance, they decided not to play ruthlessly and even wanted to share the spills with City by giving them a draw. But City? Noooooooo. They had to go for the win. I mean, what the heck man.
Ok. Enuf about that. I can see Shift turning red already (haha, get it, Shift?). As tradition goes, most, if not all, the mats will be posted to either hockey or rugby. It is no surprise then that the past week has been busy. The hockers are having fun wiping their ass on lousy hockeying schools. However, seems like Finch wasn't having fun. I'm sure 1v1 wif goalkeeper u chp the ball to his stomach lah. its like open goal and you backheel wide. Just kidding lah Finch. Don't cry lah. Go toilet and dry ur eyes. Go. We will wait.
Ok dah. Meanwhile, us ruggers beat acs int. 70-0. End of story. Boring right? Oh, and I am glad we have found another true member of our mat community. Although he is still in sec 1, he is still dam cool. as in, he mixes with us like cornflakes mixes with milk. Chocolate milk. Ladies and Gentlemen, i have a dream. that one day, black people, and white people, can play together in the open field full of flowers nad butter files and when it rains, we will keep each other dry. Ah. Im pretty sure Mairtin Luther King's speech didnt go that way. I made up that bulshit. Say hello to Martyn! Hello. Yep. Martyn. Hello. As he is still underaged, he doesnt need protection from external forces and thus, he wont be getting a nickname yet. Ah. and this year's batch of sec 1s isnt so bad. inf fact, the onlt thing i like dun lke abt them is that almost all the sporting mats go to hockey. And the fact that Iman doesnt like to bathe.dats all. means, we can expect alot from them in the coming years. all they need is tender-loving care from ppl ike Happyman, Budak Giler, Dertile and Sewel. Whale!
Oh, speaking abt Sewel, i think the time is right to finally, ahem ahem, have fun, with the munjen Happyman. Those who went to hongkong shud know which sec 4 prefect who is in rugby i am talking about. He did a terrible thing. Let me relate the story:
"It was a nice afternoon and the development B-div team had just bullied the C-div team. In the spirirt of fun and pure innocence, i started chasing ****** around shouting "happyman!" this upset him for some reason and he quickly escaped. Then later, I, the ever innocent Fing, chanced upon another prefect, a friend of Stittalicious, called a ShangXuan. I happily dragged him to the field where Budak Giler, AM, Sewel and Shannon (description: a baby-cute guy who mixes with mats) were waiting like flies waiting for a spider. or is it the other way round? same diff. Anyway, we started 'playing' with him. as in literally. Playing with him. then out of the blue, ****** appeared and rammed sewel so hard he landed head first with all the body weight. Dam hecould have died. ******, wad were u doing man? then he startd blaming me, the usual thing munjens do. But its okay, u can put the blame on me, even though the blame's on u."
Ah. back to the reason for this post. Death Week 1 is here. On Monday, the sec 4s have to take a maths CCT. Ok lah. Not so bad. Maths isnt dat hard. But we have 2 kefahamans due on monday. Dam, She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is only just starting. And i have an effing hard geog assignment due on monday. And there is an ss test that i am not even aware of. So, if i don't make it, i just want u all to know how i will miss u all, how the sky always rains when the clouds turn grey, and how much fun we had in such a small space of time. Well, here goes...
Fing.
