Thursday, August 9, 2007
Violence, Our Way of Life!
Hey there Delilah,I'm back at Siapa Tanya.
I don't know why but the above song is becoming more and more popular amongst the Sec 3s. Come on lah, the song is just as PLAIN as the band. Plain White Tees? Like what the hell? Couldn't they come up with a better band name? Probably they were all wearing white t-shirts with no designs or whatsoever on them at that time and one of them probably said "Hey man, since we're such dumbfucks, let's just name ourselves after what we're wearing. I'm too tired (and perhaps too stupid) to think of any other names." And the rest of the band being dumbasses go with this idea. I think this is the exact same thing happen to Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Come ON! Enough with the clothes already. I swear the next band will be Triumph Sloggi Brassieres and yes, the band will of consist of women unless you can find another transvestite Rihanna. So, yeah. That's MY theory. It may just be FICTION. As they all say, "You never really know until you know."
Okay, the quality of this blog has been steadily declining as I have gathered feedback from certain outsiders from outside. This is most probably caused by the prolonged absence of Mavado and myself. We apologize for disappearing just like that. The truth is, we had to go into exile after Lord Voldemort used Leglimency on Mavado and myself and extracted several important memories and even emotions. In addition to that, we have only gone for around three lessons of Occlumency but Severus was always being a bitch so we never really learned much except to improve our Shield charms. You know....PROTEGO! So, what we had to do was sit in a room where all four walls looked the same. It was like a prison cell except there was no prison, only a cell. That way, everytime Lord Voldemort sees through our eyes, he sees the exact same thing over and over again. This will eventually lead him to retardedness and thus, he is now in St. Mungo's as a spastic patient and Mavado and I are now free to roam the world and resume posting.
Firstly, before I start, I'd like to propose to all you sexy readers a very riddling riddle like Tom Marvolo Riddle. I will give the answer at the end of the whole post so please stay tuned. And for you buggers who already know the answer please don't become spoilers and spoil it. We all know you're smart so there's no need to show-off you braggart. So yeah, here goes...
If this is a HDB (referring to the thing pointed at by the red arrow) , then..........
What is this? (again referring to the thing pointed at by the red arrow) (hint: it's not a penis)
I will now go on to more important matters. The first being our, dear friend Mavado has passed away. HAHAHAH! NONO! Bluff only. Okayokay, the really first thing I'd like to address is violence. Violence has always been present in our community and this is something no one should be proud of unless you're in a community like Sparta. THIS IS SPARTA! But no this is not Sparta, THIS IS SINGAPORE! Or, THIS IS RAFFLES! Or, THIS IS SIAPA TANYA! Or, THIS IS ENOUGH! Okay, so once again I find violence as something which is somewhat disturbing. Look at these two videos.
Okay, these two videos definitely portray violence. Do you see what the purpose of the attacker is? That's right! He has no purpose! He is only whacking up the poor and slightly dark fella just for pleasure. Like what the hell? This is why I never get why evil people like Bellatrix have to go torture innocent people like the Longbottoms. I mean how'd you like it if I Crucioed your ass till you end up at Woodbridge. Then again, the attacker in this video has been known to go into Super Sayan mode a couple of times like Goku so probably it was one of those fits. I myself have experienced one of these surges and oh, how painful it was. Imagine being attacked by ten bulls. Real ones, not Red Bulls. So what have we learned today? Violence is like sex. It gives you pleasure but the other party only moans. HAHAHAHAH!
The second thing I'd like to discuss it today is National Day and I am proud to be a Singaporean. I mean like, we're one tiny dot. Like the world is a breast and we're the nipple. And the world is nothing without Singapore just like a breast would not be complete without a nipple. Imagine a lady who has to breast-feed her child. How else is the milk gonna come out if there's no nipple? That's exactly how the world needs Singapore.
The celebrations in school yesterday were quite fun. Me, Mavado and Kulubi were singing our hearts out and were donning red tops like true blue Singaporeans unlike the rest of the Raffles community who just had no passion. I have to applaud RIGE and RIMB for outstaning performances. You even got the teachers to be shiook sendiri. HAHAHAH!
Alright that's enough for today.
Take care now, byebye now.
With National Pride,
Fuckle.
(P.S. The answer to the riddle is HDB FLAT! Get it? No? Okay nevermind you retard)
