Sunday, August 5, 2007

Some Important Announcements

Hello people, I who do not as yet have a code name am becoming a postman! Yay!On to business... So in my first post that I am posting, there will be SOME IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS:

1. I am now a postman!

2. Carlos Tevez is now a red devil. Now the players with pitchforks will have two players who look like bulls instead of one (the other one is rooney) and they can terrorise the hell out of defenders by headbutting them down.

3. Thanks to one of the great masters of this blog, ****le for giving me the keys to the postman's office. He asked me a question "I thought you did not want to be a part of this?" Well, I was young and I was foolish and I still hadn't put siapa tanya through the rigorous tests before it qualified to carry my writing (like Rinspire). Anyway, here's the dirt on my dark past which made me think the way i did. I was sec 1... and a bit insane. I was so bad that a GENIE came out of her bottle and spent several days shouting at me and a certain accomplice every day after assembly for what I had done. You see I had hacked asknlearn! (Gasp!) And I had deleted certain forums out of impulsiveness (what i call doing stupid things, which is why i keep telling ppl not to do stupid things). I was so bad ass that the genie wanted to cane me, and I was damn scared cos two seniors did get caned that year cos they hacked asknlearn too. Moral of the story is... I'm more bad ass than you all put together and dont you ever forget that cos you all nvr almost got caned before! Oh yeah, and also, dont get caught.

4. Anyway, number four is the last announcement cos im getting tired of posting so im going to go back to the post office to sign out. The last announcement is... about pu-no-who! After thinking (which is what i do a lot), i noticed certain things about her behaviour that should have alerted us to who she really is (other than kulubi who always seems to magically know how ppl are like). These things I shall elaborate upon in my next letter (cos im a postman what...) about "The Psychoanalysis of Certain People", which will be a multi-part series. I hope you all don't get bored reading...

So,Yang benar tak bedek,(insert codename here)
p.s. dont forget to study for week 8 ccts sec 4s...
p.p.s. dikir ppl watch out for new developments
p.p.p.s. if you need help with work please ask me
p.p.p.p.s. people dont normally put so many postscripts after letters. (i think only postmen are allowed to do that, and Gandalf the Grey)
p.p.p.p.p.s. I always knew snape was not evil. and the dumbledore actor looks stupid
p.p.p.p.p.p.s Fuckle here and I think I know who you are. I must say you're dumber than you look. Hasn't someone already used this colour. Now, I have to change it for you. DOL!

Posted by Mat Raffles at 12:37 AM