ALRRRIIGGHTT today has been a very fruitful day, hidup kayu berbuah, hidup manusia juga berbuah HA HA!
anewayyzz wad a greeatt day it has been from the malay prelim to the malay prelim to the jimming to the underwear to the underwear to the underwear to the mugging oh yeah i loved the mugging haha..
k first and fore(skin)most, i wld like to express greatest displeasures towards my malay prelim,, even though i screwed it up bagai langau di ekor gajah( aper seyy dier buat kat ekor gajah???anal ehhh haha ANALISA!) i dun give a hampas!. firstly paper I: the surat was a fuck man so i tot i cld make it up wif the karangan perbincangan. BUT OH HO HO HO, i certainly screwed it up even worse writing 4-3+5 divided by 10 to the power of zero point 5 bla bla bla = x where x is a constantly varying multiple of 0.25. so, to hell with it. BUT the best part of writing the karangan was when i saw a monster walking around the hall, a veri veri hedious one indeed an utterly disgustingly atrociously GGXXly disfigured form of punowho. the sight of her inspired me to write the narrative which's topic is ," pengorbanan sth sth sth kerana wad fuck oso i dunno la". but i tot of writing abt how i berkorban demi menghabiskan karangan tersebut even with the disheavenly sight of punowho. bola keRAAAAnjang.
2ndly the 2nd paper. WOW this was a greeeeeeaaaaatttttt ___?????????????_____ coz it was partly [some text missing]. well but the best part of the paper II was a GREAAT VIEW!tt's all i haf to say full stop (.)(.)*
then i wanked to the gym. LOL i like this part. i was gg up alone ah. THEN SUDDENLY I SAW AN ORGASM! no seriously the longkang was like bubbling up and down up and down left and right and water was spouting and spurting all over the places. SO i decided to call fuckle and mavado but just as i took out the phone out of my mouth they were climbing up and they joined in the fun. longkang adalah seks!
however all the rockers that we made aroused some idiot from the audito. he was so aroused tt he decided to join in and form a threesome. do u know wad an echo is? he asked. bla bla bla bla becoz u are shouting IN AN ECHOEY PLACEE!!! is it fuckle? aiya i carn remember la. but less than a minute spent staring at mavado's sexxayyee face was enuff to climaxed him and give him and orgasmic orgasm. LOL!nice!
aiya malas ah nak talk abt the "studying with fuckers" experience. chiaoz
Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:18 PM
Monday, August 27, 2007
i knew it. i'm gonna tell you what i shld have told you a long time ago
i'm feeling it again. this weird feeling. I feel like i want to explode. There's a monster within me. FUCK you monster i hate you seriously why do you exist fuck off. stop making me jgnnnn!
i'm a retard. why? you may ask. i dunno. siapa tanya. bapak kau punyer laki i'm basically made up of three different things. A monster, a 5 year old kid who refuses to grow up and me. i just realized tt.
anyway, i had the scariest dream yest afternoon. After i returned home from my madrasah, i lied on my bed. i was gonna sleep. But i haven't prayed zohor. I told myself that i will surely wake up before asar coz i felt like pissing and i knew my piss would wake me up. BUT, i was wrong! i woke up and i was horrified to see the time on my phone: 4.52. i said two words, and instead of getting up and taubating i went back to sleep. i'm such an ass
then i had this afternoon nightmare. i shall get to the climax of the nightmare. i went into my father's car. i wanted to drive it for 10 metres or so. so i stepped on the thing la the wtv thing. then i stepped on the brake but i cldn't stop i went faster. i went so fast that i flew of the carpark to the main road i turned around and followed the flow and i crashed into 2 cars. I went faster and faster then i swerved and flew and crashed into the side netting and GOOOAALL!!!! nola a bit of a digress there. I went faster and faster and suddenly swerved and crashed into a railing and flew off into the sea. I died.
then i was alive again. i forgot i died. i read newspaper and i saw a newsreport saying a car crashed into a railing and fell into the sea. I knew it was my dad's car. i thought my father died. so i was super sad. i went to pray asar. then later on i dunno how but i realised that i was the one in the car and tt i'm actualli dead. so i went to pray and taubat and all and damn sad la cry cry emo clown. Then i woke up.
then i was horrified to see the time on my phone: 6.05. "OMG" i said. i then went to the toilet and abluted and went to pray asar, for real.
wth am i doing here. why am i blogging. I'm supposed to be studying for malay prelim. I look at the time on my com screen. I am horrified.
I am kulubi. I am a retard. I will study for my malay. I will be fully prepared. dengan tulus ikhlas bagai kerbau yang dipegang hidungnya. KU LUBI
Posted by Mat Raffles at 4:58 PM
Sunday, August 26, 2007
CiS: The New Crack
*warning! overloading of this webpage might occur due to the amt of picts i put here*
HELLOOOOO ALLLLL!!!
Patch! here to bring to your attention on a certain product made by one of my batch-mats and tested by other Sec 3 mats when we were sewel. (proper AND codenames will not be revealed here as that information is clearly classified)
i bring to you : *JENG ! JENG ! JENG!*
CiS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As u can see, this CiS is made up of household foodstuff u can kop at home (or school if your mother dun let u kop) The reason y i call this CiS will be explained later
STEPS IN MAKING THIS DELICACY *warning! overloading of this webpage might occur due to the amt of picts i put below*
Step 1 : open the sugar packet *Note: sugar packet and creamer muz be like the pict above. dun care if the colour diff juz same size.
Step 2: Open the packet of Creamer.
Step 3: Pour the WHOLE content of the creamer into the sugar packet. *Note: Sugar packet muz be open using the least amount of wasted packet ( meaning tear across the top)
END PRODUCT
A sugary taste like no other (Sunami said it tasted like those cookie wif Digimon typed coloured shit on top of a small biscuit) Step 4: Consume the delicacy in anyway you like (up ur nose or uranus or do like wat normal people does : using their mouth.)
RESULTS
Words spelling pure ecstasy in different language written all over your face!
*WARNING!*SIDE-EFFECTS*
You will start to get sugar rush pretty soon
And in the end, you will end up like this.
Higher you climb the harder your fall eh?
For those who cant visualize the Sewel Sugar Rush or SSR, this is a video on the testing of the new product.
Sewel-licious will be proud :D
Be sure to stock ur resources up ya? Coz once is never enuf!
So, The official Unveiling of Creamer-in-Sugar is done (CiS). The name CiS was chosen coz it was the oni thing i can think up of.
SiC u say? but u noticed tt we put the CREAMER in the SUGAR so there fore, it suppoz to be CiS coz its CREAMER-IN-SUGAR!
Wif That,
This is
Goodbye
Patch!
P.S. hope the vid works!
Posted by Mat Raffles at 12:19 AM
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Inspiration!
Yo! Patch here.
The Last Death Week is approaching. Good luck to all of ya! especially Shift who is doing a non-existing CCT presumably called : ' History'...
So for us normal, realistic, Geog students, We oni haf 2. if lliddat we not tt dead arrrrrr ( not like shift). but still got maths and physics.......... satu dah mcm kena cekek. dua dah terus mati.... (What about 3, Shift? :D ) Alar nvm dead onot still can be revived. Juz Renervate em or use resurrection stone.
Selain itu, ku ter jumpa beberapa videos. A parody of Khairi Potter.
Harry Potter and Lord Waldemart.
Walmartwatch.com
Haha. inspirational aye???? Maybe we should make our own vids. Haha.
Again, Gd luck to all for CCTS and all Sec 3 Combattents for their upcoming Surat Rasmi test Tmr. ( Which Pu-Know-WHO had conviniently tell us that she gaf us more time to do)
Yang Sebenar-benarnya,
Patch
Posted by Mat Raffles at 11:07 PM
United we SEWEL
Hehe. Hope this turns out pink.
Hello clowns. Im back again for another uselessly useless post so watch out. Or if u like, u can watch in. Today, we shall be dis-cussing about Man Utd's evitable loss to local rivals Shity. As the statistics (damn lies) show, Man Utd had possesion for most of the game and had way more shots on target than there are stars in a clear night. So, how come Shity won? Well, I have a few ideas.
a) Shity were lucky as their second shot of the game got in due to a jumping Vidic (just like sewel when he tries to save a shot. Away from the ball.) b) Geovanni used steroids and thus, his shot was unclearly uncleared by the unclearing Van The Sar. c) Well, we just couldnt score as Kasper the Friendly Ghost, however transparent he was, did make some saves, unlike Sewel.
Ah the solutions? Well, as any United Fan, i would want Thaksin to be arrested so that Shitty will be in huge depts and be like a Leeds Utd. As i read in the papers, Shity's transfers were not paid for and were merely bought using credit. Wah then Ericsson kena fire then Shift would be the saddest guy on Earth. I will make all Shity fans Red with jealousy. Yes. RED. Not blue with jealousy, not red with sadness. Bwahahaha!
However, as any sane person knows, that might not happen and United will finish second this season with Shity being in 8th. Y 8th? dunno. it doesnt seem to hard yet not easy for Shity to achieve, those chronic over-achievers. So my message to all Shity fans, You all will win first! in coca cola championship. hmmmm.
Hope that happens. But Alwaysthemore, we united fans will continue to do our best, wat'er the test, to keep our colours flaaing. let comradship and fervent hope, with one voice make us pray, auspicium melioris aevi, with god to guide the way.
Yours Redly, Fing
PS: All personal attacks on sewel are purely unitentional. If any hard fellings are being felt by sewel, do come down to the seminar room 7 for me to give u a proper atomic wedgie.
PPS: the atomic wedgie hasnt killed, yet...
Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:39 PM
Monday, August 20, 2007
liverpool 1:1 chelsea, eh salah chelsea 1 : 1 liverpool
yeah tt's rite...laugh all u want mourinho the kanneeeforkbaaanggkai... lucky blues. i wld like to express my greatest condoms to man u who lost the match to man city. may alex haf mercy on van der sars, patrice evra kedevra, paul scolds, ryan geeks, punowho and all those who haf contributed in one way or another. but tt's all i dun relli give a sperm.
seriously, on to more serious matters other than BPL, liverpoolians draw/tie/lukis/tali leher/ikat/1-1 with the lucky chelseans. At this point of time, i do not want to put the blame on anyone but FUCK YOU R STYLE u deserve to rot in the dustbin for giving a penalty against liverpool. kalau malouda(sounds a lot like meludah HEEHEE!) relli got tripped by me or wad takper la but i can swear to all of u that all i did was stop and malouda just flew all over me. but tt's okae, i dun fault u malouda coz u ma frennnn. the onli one to blame is R STYLE also know as Referee style. style kepala hotak botak kau.
mak kau potek ke haper ah style. Dintch u see the playback on the screen LIVE ON CHANNEL 27. beraper banyak kali sak. basket. well at least now i know ur deepest darkest secret as dark as half the players of chelsea. u think i din't see the dark mark among the bushes at ur armpit as u were showing the yellow card to me. HOw could i miss it. it was the sign of the pig headed bull frog. yes tt's right. The symbol of big fat ugly lips and pantat terjojol. the symbol of loyalty towards PUNOWHOOOO. damn u style. this is war... WAR ON TERROR!!! may the force be wifff uuuuuuuu!!!!
urs Teruli Jay mee Kherei Ger.
Posted by Mat Raffles at 1:10 AM
Saturday, August 18, 2007
The stupid things sec 4s do
Hello mats,
I come to post regretfully at the end of a lon and eventful week. Firstly, I can no longer be called the Postman, due to an objection by one of the blog's hallowed co-founders. So, for now we shall refer to me as .
Most of this stupid week has been covered by the other posters so will skip that. However, a very unfortunate and saddening thing occurred on the "penghulu segala hari", hari jumaat. Most of our sec 3 mats, along with a rather dumb sec 4, missed their Friday prayers. I shouldn't talk about this much but I would like to remind every one that we should not waste time before Friday prayers as it is a compulsory compulsoty compulsory thing and we have no excuse to miss it
Anyway moving on, I was told by a form teacher (a teacher that forms lessons, if you don't know) to hand in my testimonial. What is a testimonial, you may ask. Well, a testimonial is a piece of paper or word document shamelessly exaggerating all the rubbish you have done in RI. Here are some excerpts from some testimonial samples i bought on the black market:
"He is effectively bilingual and is able to communicate, write and read fluently in English." Lol, who isn't?!
"While heavily committed to his academic and co-curricular pursuits, BBB (name is withheld because you all with laugh at him too much) is still able to find time to provide community service to the needy." Well what are those services? "One such project is the RI-MINDS Carnival in 2003, where he got to buddy intellectually disabled children. He was also involved in the newspaper collection to raise funds for MINDS in 2004. In 2005, he visited the Malaysian Orphanage during the Secondary 3 Gifted Education Malaysian trip." Well, well, well, very impressive if you don't consider that more than a hundred other students did that too, and also that BBB never chose to join those events since they are compulsory for everyone in the first place.
"In 2005 OBS, he went through an 8-hour kayaking expedition in the sea despite not being able to swim." Well who didn't?
"AAA also took part in Community Involvement activities which served to help the under-privileged in the community. He would conscientiously volunteer his help in at least one major project each year." again, who doesn't?
"He never missed any training in all the four years at RI." Wahh, superman!
Well, AAHCHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. So in order to save you all from more rubbish by the creative and shameless self-promotion shit of past sec 4s, I shall stop here.
Signing off,
Posted by Mat Raffles at 4:11 PM
The Death of Death Week Eight.
Hello there, the angel from my nightmare.
BUT NO MORE NIGHTMARES!!! DEATH WEEK 8 IS OVER!!! MUMMMMYYYY!!! IT'S OVEERRRRR!!! YIIPPPEEEDOOODDDLDOOODOOOTHATTHINGYOUDO!!! YAHOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wanna know how happy I am?
Like that man! HAHAHAHA! (For you dumbdols, that's Tiger Woods, the world's number 1 golfer and also, one of my students in my bapakkausutra class.)
Okay, I shall give an overview of how I and the Combattenti Di Libertà pulled through this one helluva week.
I'll start off with the TESTicleS. I shall not however, put up any questions for that will be cheating and hence, I'll be thrown into Azkaban. But just the other day, Sirius and some Death Eaters (yes, Sirius, we all know you were a mislabelled Death Eater but look what happened to Pu-No-Who. we all thought she was a mislabelled fish but it turned out to be true didn't it, you asswipe.) who managed to breakout from Azkaban were at my house teaching me how to escape in case I got caught. I can't use Sirius' method of turning into a dog. That'll be like fucking haram. Rabastan recommended me to transfigure myself into a Dementor. Bloody brilliant huh? His brother, Rodolphus, ain't so smart. Bloody bastard advised me to use Alohomora. Like HELLO! It's Azkaban! Not Alcatraz! His wife, Bellatrix, the bloody bitch who killed Sirius and later was killed my another of my bitch, Molly, told me how she escaped in the most simplistic manner. She just gave the Dementor a blowjob. I didn't know they had penises though. This'll be great news for Hermione. She likes these kinda kinky stuff like in this video. No, dont worry, it's not porno. Who do you think I am? Ronald Weasely. Bloody perv!
Okay, okay let's go on to the tests. The first test of the week was on Monday. It was as my friend calls it, Biol-ogy. The test was the easiest of the three in the Death Week. It was probably less hard because I studied most for it and because I studied the most for it, I did not study for Mathematics and Chemistry and so I shall move on to that later. And so Biol-ogy is my only hope of passing a test in the Death Week. There were so many questions pertaining to economic botany. Luckily I paid attention to Madam Sprout in Herbology unlike Mavado who was using one of Fred and George's Patented Daydream Charms to dream of Minerva. Bloody dick drooled all over my Devil's Snare.
The second test on Wetnessday, was Mathematics. Now THIS was the hardest test of the week. I got like pwnzz, ggxx and f2l all the way man. Might as well AltQQ and save meself from the uber hard testes. This is a sure fail as I think I never answered enough questions to pass. Reason being, I did't know what the questions were about. Reason being I barely studied for it. Reason being I spent too much time studying Bio. So yeah, moral of the story is oral.
The last test on Thursday was Chemistry. Chemistry is dumb lah. Everyone knows Chem is dumb because you can take the easier route by going to Severus' classes although he is a bitch. However, he still saved Dumbledore you know? AHAH! Bet you couldn't do that you ruddy Muggle. Okay, this Chem test I not so sure pass or fail. Can go either ways. So we'll see the verdict when the tests are returned. I think fail ah but hopefully, pass like a passport.
Oh yeah, there were a few questions in the tests which I answered with retarded answers. I'll upload these once I get the papers back. Examples of such stupid answers are as follows.
The Death Week 8 was also home to a lot of assignments like SS Documentary, Maths Performance task and RE Oral Presentation. So, we overcame that slowly too but we still owe She Who Must Not Be Named hell lot of stuff. We also calmed ourselved downs during the week with our own version of Pictionary and Blues Clues. HAHAHAHA! Oh yeah, the hockey boys were knocked out of the second group stage. Dol sia but good try! And the ruggers got third! HAHAHAH!
Sememek sial budak ni! Sememek takper. SEMEMEK JOHNSON!
Now that everything is over I can finish my books.
These books by Anthony Horowitz are bloody brilliant though they are intended for a younger audience. I still love The Power of Five. HIGH FIVE! IT'S NICE!
Alright then here are some super hot videos. ENJOY!
OOHHH! Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Snape!
And so as the week draws to a close, we are very proud to have survived with GREAT SUCESS!!!, although, some with injuries like Nasriminator. By golly, he had a stitch from clashing head on with his own rugby captain during training. I mean like, how dumb can you get lah. Ingat dah macam Terminator, dah indestructible ah. NOT!
So, mats, from me to you, sincerely, we have triumphed so remarkably. Although, there are more weeks like this to come, let us not forget that we are hard to bring down. We will not be run over by some stupid tests, assignments or teachers who are so fill of themselves. We will rise up to the challenge like all great men before us have done. Spider-Man, Superman, Batman and hell, even Spongebob Squarepants! We will fight! With all our might! See the horizon there. Immortality! Take it! IT'S YOURS!
Sweet, sweet victory mates.
With Pride, Fuckle.
Posted by Mat Raffles at 3:43 PM
anybody want tic tac?
very a lot of many things happend thats so damnd worth putting here. i noe it was long ago, but i went to see national day fireworks from somewher near esplanade, and it was very nice!
and well, i got some pics when on our recce, but i dunno whether to put here or nt.
anyone want a tic tac (its a sweet u dumbass)? sitting in maths nth to do (cos stittalicious was hogging the cube) except listen, wich i didnt want to. i made some oval shapes out of plasticine, and a brainwave came crashing to me. i tried offering it to ppl arnd me as tic tac, but no one was too much of a doombarse to fall for it, except KaKa the Klown. i said, u want tic tac? he said ok, then took it and put it into his mouth. well, me stittalicious and finch tried our best to tell him to spit it out while laughing our butts out, wich is quite hard. finally he had enuf sense to do it himself, and we told him it was plasticine.
finch took this pic of our imitation tic tac syndicate.
and we got back our maths ta, and i passed 8.5/15, wawaweewa! like the whole class faild and i tink abt 3 or 4 passed. finally someth to show my father and stop him calling me stupid or watever.
someth we did during a free period. stylo milo (mylo not meelo)!
wattaheck.
Forge
Posted by Mat Raffles at 12:03 PM
Thursday, August 16, 2007
A totally useless post.
It's not over, We survived this time around It's not over More death weeks to come!!
Anyway for my third post every I will not be posting anything of remote use or relevance to life in any aspect at all. *cue shock, horror and surprise* As pu-no-who says, takde manfaat langsung so yeah. Go take that dmp peeps. Be like me, take both. w000t!
So I'll start off with a simple riddle. There was this bus. Like every other bus, it was driving along the road peacefully. Suddenly, there was a traffic light which turned red. But the bus didn't stop and continued driving. Then, three chickens ran across the road because they wanted to get to the other side. But the driver didn't stop and the chickens became KFC (Kentucky Flat Chicken!). Then, all of a sudden, the bus stopped. Why?
Because it reached a BUS STOP! bwahahahahaaa!
Moving on, a riddle with a thousand word answer. What do you do if you are driving in some ulu desert without any civilisation at all and suddenly your car runs out of gas and stops?
Well, that's all from me today. If my post seems more mature than usual, well, I guess it comes with growing older.
Yours with 3 fking CCTs in week 10, Shift.
Posted by Mat Raffles at 11:01 PM
Celebrate good times, C'mon!!
Fing-er here.
Hello ppl!! how the week been? as it is, i already see sewel-licios' head terkoyak pasal think too much...dun worry sewel...next time, just dont exert yourself trying to count to 5...
Joking lah! relax ah sewel. nobody's dat dumb.....ok maybe got.... but still?? Anyway, the scar is a proof of your bravery (or foolishness???) when colliding head on wif the rugby captain. u are the boy who lived...and you have the powers She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named does not know of...neither can live while the other survives... so, naturally i hope u will survive, however slim the chances.
on to more power issues. for most of us (kalau tak salah), today is the last cct for a week! so ppl this is when we have time to do what we want before week 10 looms over. here i have a list of what we can do and i think im going to do some of them myself.
1) play soccer during thursdayand tuesday (ok ah, and for muzzle and i, gym, though ive been neglecting it.) 2) stay back at sem room 7 or 6 to do stupid but fun stuff. like hide-and-seek or strip-the-avinash. 3) rebel against the Others (teachers lah.) 4) be clownish in class (like just now at malay class when Pu-No-Who noticed sambal marks on my pants...at the dick area...) 5) uh....get ur head patched up??? for sewel only
ok dah. those that i list are consperm the ones that i will do. for the rest of you clowns, you are free to do whatever stupid, dangerous and fun things you want to do. just rmb, when the going gets tough, get going! ok? ok. as for fuckle and mavado, esp. mavado, i notice they both seem somewhat a little subdued. probably due to the ccts. so, all we can do to help is keep casting "renevate" and give them pumpkin juice so they can resume being our top clowns.
thats probably all for now. do rmb to stay tuned for the next episode of ONE MINUTE OF FAME!!!
yours fingeringly,
Fing (fing-er)
p.s. posting on clownish blogs like this one is fun. yeap, fun. funfunfunfunfunfunfun. FUN.
Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:12 PM
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
destressing time
okay guys, i know that it is a tough week ahead. and this is only the start. but i have a destressing song for you people.
this song is sent to me by NICHOLAS ANDREW JONATHAN KIRAMATHYPATHY and i spelt it right!
he asked me to send the hardest song (metal) that i have cause he hates metal. then he sent me this destressing song.. for all you guys out there
hope that it destressed you abit
yours un-truly, muzzle
Posted by Mat Raffles at 8:50 PM
Monday, August 13, 2007
Karangan Peribahasa
HELO HELO HELLLOOOOOO!
Patch here to bring a karangan peribahasa courtesy of the Clown of all CLOWNS:
FING!
"Gajah Sama Gajah berjuang, Pelanduk mati di tengah-tengah"
Sebuah kumpulan pelajar, Muzzle, Stittalicious, Sunami dan Fing, mula-mula bangga kerana dapat mengambil kombinasi subjek yang mengandungi kedua-dua subjek kegemaran mereka, Sains dan Bahasa Melayu. Tidak hairanlah jika mereka begitu ghairah untuk menghadiri kelas-kelas tersebut. Lantas, setengah tahun pertama berlalu dengan keempat-empat sahabat itu semakin jemu dengan subjek Bahasa Melayu. Akhirnya, pada suatu hari, kesabaran mereka hampir mencapai tahap di mana mereka tidak akan dapat mengawal diri mereka.
Guru Bahasa Melayu mereka, Pu-Know-Who, menyuruh merekan melakukan latihan kefahaman apabila terdapat peperiksaan Sains pada keesokan harinya. Kerana ter lalu sibuk belajar untuk peperiksaan itu, mereka tidak sempat melakukan latihan kefahaman itu. Lantas apabila mereka menjelaskan bahawa mereka sedang belajar untuk peperiksaan tersebut, Pu-Know-Who memberontak, “Oooh. Adakah Sains lebih penting dari Bahasa Melayu? Mana kamu semua letak keutamaan kamu?” Mereka semua berdiam saja. Pu-Know-Who pun meminta nama cikgu Sains mereka, Encik Ban. “Saya akan jumpa Encik Ban,” katanya sebelum berjumpa dengan Cikgu Ban.
Entah apa yang berlaku, tetapi tiba-tiba saja semua latihan Bahasa Melayu diadakan pada hari yang sama seperti peperiksaan Sains, mahupun peperiksaan lain sperti matematiks. Kian hari, keempat-empat sahabat itu pun semakin penat dan menghadapi tekanan yang amat serius, tetapi semua itu tidak pun dihiraukan oleh Pu-Know-Who. Namun ,sebagai insan yang berhati perut, mereka hanya bersetuju. Namun ,akhirnya, Muzzle, Stittalicious, Sunami dan Fing terlupa menghantar tugasan Melayu yang diberi. Pu-Know-Who pun memarahi mereka dan menyuruh mereka melakukan bina ayat sepuluh kali dan refleksi diri pada keesokan hari. Dan sekali lagi, Pu-Know-Who telah menghiraukan keadaan kami yang terpaksa menduduki peperiksaan Matematik, Sains dan Sejarah pada keesokan hari. Cikgu Ban pun sama. Dia sengaja mengadakan peperiksaan pada hari yang mereka menduduki peperiksaan Melayu. Ternyata, terdapat sesuatu perselisihan di antara kedua-dua guru tersebut. Dan tanpa disedari, murid-murid mereka berdua telah merana dalam senyap kerana takut akan kuasa guru mereka yang hebat.
Pada suatu hari, Sunami dilanda penyakit dilanda penyakit demam kerana menghadapi tekanan dari guru. Muzzle, Stittalicious, dan Fing juga tidak secergas dahulu. Cikgu Ban pun menyedari tentang kesilapannya lantas meminta maaf kepada murid-muridnya serta Pu-Know-Who. Namun, Pu-Know-Who memnita maaf, tetapi dengan cara sarkastik. Kami pun mengeluh dalam hati, kerana apa yang terjadi bagaikan gajah sama gajah berjuang, pelanduk mati di tengah-tengah. Tidak apa-apa yang dapat dilakukan oleh kami, pelanduk yang tidak bermaya jika dibanding kan dengan gajah yang bermaharajalela kerana kekuatannya.
Courtesy of Fing! and he is siriusly gonna hand in this karangan *except wif proper faked names
With that, Chao!
Patch.
P.S. Hope no one chose this colour yet.
Posted by Mat Raffles at 10:19 PM
Sunday, August 12, 2007
The Week Of Death Is Officially Upon Us.
No time for pleasantries, greetings or wishes of vegetables upon you. The week of death hath arrived. Crazily Crappy Testicles (CCTs for the faint-hearted), ASSignments, and ASSays (you can tell I'm tired, I can't think of another adjective) have descended and it is up to us to face and (hopefully) defeat them. May the Farts be with you. They help to clear the air.
Today, I received a call from a person who shall be referred to as "He who will not be named" from a "CCA that will not be named" asking for a particular form thingy that was "optional" but yet, he had to call me up so I could do it anyway. So I was damn pissed with him and was also damn tired from attempts at mugging. And I spent an hour doing that form. I'm so proud of it that I decided to share it with you.
Question 1: Describe yourself.
For me, I know myself as a very calm and unhurried person who is always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. Under pressure, however, I feel that I am able to put my foot down and tell people what I feel. Coming from my experiences as a leader in various fields, I can safely say that this ability to switch between relaxed and serious has helped greatly in bringing success. Knowing this, I still do realize that I have weaknesses such as keeping my team mates motivated and not bringing them down too harshly. Ultimately, I would describe myself as a person whose main motivation behind activities is to enjoy them, which would explain why I excel at things that I love.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Question 2: Why the fcuk would you even bother to apply for the indicated positions?
Sincerely, I feel that I can do my best in the positions that I have indicated. In my 3 years as a member of *unnamed CCA*, I have felt that events and trainings lack an element of fun. As a member of the Special Events Dept, I would be able to change this to incorporate that missing element and as a result, bond the unit tighter. Perceptions held by members of the unit would change as a result. A happy unit would of course bring great successfor all involved.
To make this happen, I would love to be part of the change. Another position that I feel I can contribute is as a treasurer. No doubt, this position is one of utmost importance and I feel I am responsible enough to take it upon myself. In a position where I can contribute in the decisions, I would ensure that 2008 will be a fantastic year for all.
Damn da vinci code, now that I think of it. I love myself. To end off, here's a slogan that maybe Siapa Tanya could adopt. NOT!
Yours lovingly, Shift. PS: Mighty City are SVEN-sational!!!
Posted by Mat Raffles at 11:54 PM
Death Week 8
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That's 'hello' in retard language. Why am I greeting you in retard language? BECAUSE I'M BECOMING FCUKING RETARDED! Check out this video if you don't believe me.
